The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious HickeyJohnson, Owen
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The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious Hickey
Johnson, Owen
Preparatory schools -- Fiction
Such an outrage had never before occurred in the history of the
institution, he assured them. Not only had a gross desecration been
done to the sacredness of the spot, but wanton and cowardly insult had
been perpetrated on one of the masters (Tapping thought the specific
allusion might have been omitted). It was as cowardly as the miserable
wretch who writes an anonymous letter, as cowardly as the drunken
bully who shoots from the dark. He repelled the thought that this
was a manifestation of the spirit of the school; it was rather the
isolated act of misguided unfortunates who should never have entered
the institution, who would leave it the day of their detection. And he
promised the school that they would be detected, that he would neither
rest nor spare an effort to ferret out this cancer and remove it.
Hickey drank in the terrific onslaught with delight. He had struck the
enemy, he had made it wince and cry out. The first battle was his. He
rose with the school and shuffled up the aisle. Suddenly at the exit,
he beheld Mr. Tapping waiting. Their glances met in a long hostile
clash. There was no mistaking the master's meaning; it was a direct
accusation that sought in Hickey's face to surprise a telltale look.
A great lump rose in Hickey's throat; all the joy of a moment ago
passed, a profound melancholy enveloped him; he felt alone, horribly
alone, fighting against the impossible.
"Why?" he said, bitterly, "why should he always pick on me--the sneak!"
* * * * *
During the next few days a few minor skirmishes ensued which showed
only too clearly to Hickey, the implacable persecution he must expect
from Tabby. The first day it was the question of breakfast.
At seven o'clock every morning the rising bell fills the air with its
clamour from the belfry of the old gymnasium, but no one rises. There
is half an hour until the gong sounds for breakfast, a long delicious
half hour--the best half hour of the day or night to prolong under
the covers. After twenty minutes a few effeminate members rise to
prink, five minutes later there is a general tumbling out of the bed
and a wild scamper into garments arranged in ingenious time-saving
combinations.
At exactly the half hour, with the first sounds of the breakfast
gong, Hickey would start from his warm bed, plunge his head into the
already filled basin, wash with circumspection in eight seconds (drying
included), thrust his legs into an arrangement of trousers, socks and
unmentionables, pull a jersey over his head, stick his feet into the
waiting pair of slippers, part and brush his hair, snap a "dickey"
about his neck, and run down the stairs struggling into his coat, tying
his tie and attending to the buttons, the whole process varying between
twenty-one and one-eighth seconds and twenty-two and three-quarters.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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