The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious HickeyJohnson, Owen
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The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious Hickey
Johnson, Owen
Preparatory schools -- Fiction
Lovely heard and possessed his soul in patience. He was on his second
day at the school, his spirit not a whit subdued, though considerably
awed, by the sacred dignities of the old boys. He liked the Gutter
Pup, with one reservation, and that was an instinctive antagonism
for which there was no logical explanation. But at the first fistic
reminiscence of the Gutter Pup he had sought in his soul anxiously and
asked himself, "Can I lick him?" Each time the question repeated itself
he felt an overwhelming impulse to throw down the gage and settle the
awful doubt then and there. It was pure instinct, nothing more. The
Gutter Pup was really a good sort and had adopted him in quite a decent
way without taking an undue advantage. In fact, Lovely was certain
that in his roommate he had met the congenial soul, the chum, the best
friend among all friends for whom he had waited and yearned. His heart
went out to the joyous, friendly Gazelle, but his fingers contracted
convulsively. Theirs was to be an enduring friendship, a sacred, Three
Musketeer sort of friendship--after one small detail was settled.
The next morning Lovely Mead bounded up with the rising bell and
started nervously to dress. There was a lazy commotion in the opposite
bed, and then, after a few languid movements of the covers, the Gutter
Pup's reddish head appeared in surprise.
"Why, Lovely, what are you doing?
"Dressing. Didn't you hear the bell?"
"Jimminy crickets, what a waste, what an awful waste of time," said the
Gutter Pup, luxuriously, stretching his arms and yawning. "Say, Lovely,
I like you. You're a good sort and that was a rattlin' plucky tackle
you made yesterday. Say, we're going to get on famously together, only,
Lovely, you _are_ green, you know."
"I suppose I am."
"You are. Of course, you can't help it, you know. Every one starts that
way. Lordy, Lovely, you remind me of the first time I hit this old
place, three weeks after I fought Mucker Dennis, of the Seventy-second
Street gang."
Lovely Mead's gorge swelled up with indignation. To hide his emotion,
he plunged his head into the basin and emerged dripping.
"I say, Lovely, I must give you some pointers," said the Gutter Pup
affably. "Everything depends, you know, on the start. You want to stand
in with the masters, you know. Study hard the first week and get your
lessons down fine, and work up their weak points, and you'll slide
through the term with ease and pleasure."
"What are these weak points?" inquired Lovely from the depths of a
clean shirt.
"Oh, I mean the side they're most approachable. Now the Roman, you
know, when he makes a joke you always want to laugh as though you were
going to die."
"Does he make many jokes?" asked Lovely.
"Cracky, yes. Then there's one very important one he makes around
Thanksgiving that every one watches for. I'll put you on, but you must
be very careful."
"What? The same joke every year?" said Lovely.
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