The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious HickeyJohnson, Owen
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The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious Hickey
Johnson, Owen
Preparatory schools -- Fiction
After supper they worked on the arrangement of their room. The Gutter
Pup grew ecstatic as Lovely produced his treasures from the bottom of
the trunk.
"My aunt's cat's kittens!" he ejaculated as Lovely produced a set of
pennants in gaudy arrangement. "Will we have the boss room, though!
Lovely, you are a treasure! This will make the Waladoo Bird turn pale
and weep for sorrow. Supposin' we ruminate."
They ranged their accumulated possessions on the floor, and sat back to
consider.
"Well," said the Gutter Pup, "let's begin by putting the cushions on
the window-seat and the rugs on the floor. Now the question is--what's
to have the place of honour?"
"What have you got?" asked Lovely, considering.
"I've got a signed photograph of John L. Sullivan," said the Gutter
Pup, proudly producing it. "It used to be cleaner, but Butsey White
blew up with a root-beer bottle and spattered it."
"Is it his own signature?" inquired Lovely, gazing in awe.
"Sure. Dear old John L. He _was_ a fighter. Now, what have _you_ got?"
"I've got a picture of an actress."
"Honest?"
"Sure."
"Who is it?"
"Maude Adams."
"You don't say so!"
"Fact."
"It isn't signed, Lovely--it can't be?"
"It is."
"Cracky! That _is_ a prize. Maude Adams! Think of it! What will the
Waladoo Bird say?"
The Gutter Pup gazed reverently at the priceless photograph and said in
a breath:
"Maude Adams and John L.; think of it, Lovely!" He paused and added in
a burst of gratitude: "Say, you can call me Gazelle or Razzle-dazzle
now, if you want; afterward we'll see about Gutter Pup."
Lovely was too overcome by this advance to voice his feelings, but his
heart went out to his new friend, all irritation forgotten. After long
discussion it was decided that the two photographs, being of unique
and equal value, should be hung side by side on the background of an
American flag. The pennants were strung as a border around the walls,
but were speedily hidden under an imposing procession of light-weight
and middle-weight champions, sporting prints, posters and lithographic
reproductions of comic opera favourites, boxing gloves, fencing masks,
lacrosse sticks, Japanese swords, bird nests, stolen signs, photographs
of athletic teams, cotillon favours and emblems of the school and the
Woodhull. They stopped and gazed in awe and admiration, and falling
gleefully into each other's arms, executed a dance about the room. Then
Lovely Mead, in an unthinking moment, standing before the photograph
of the mighty John L., exclaimed: "Say, Gazelle, isn't he a wonder,
though! How long have you had it?"
"I got it," said the Gutter Pup, putting his head on one side and
reflecting, "right after I fought Whitey Brown--just before my mill
with Doggie Shephard--a year and a half ago, I should say."
All the joy of the home-building left Lovely. He sat down on the bed
and pulled at his shoe-strings so viciously that they broke off in his
hand.
"What's the matter?" said the Gutter Pup in surprise.
"Nothing."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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