The Exhibition Drama: Comprising Drama, Comedy, and Farce, Together with Dramatic and Musical EntertainmentsBaker, George M. (George Melville)
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The Exhibition Drama: Comprising Drama, Comedy, and Farce, Together with Dramatic and Musical Entertainments
Baker, George M. (George Melville)
Amateur plays; Drama
_Rowell_ (_aside_). Oh, curse the girl! she has outwitted me.
_Gaylie._ You sought to keep him down; and so I decoyed you here,
believing that your presence, hateful as it had become, was necessary
to the exaltation of Rob Trueworth. I have used a woman's art,
coquetry; but the end justifies the means. So you see, colonel, the
Home Guard has a right to claim the victory. Home Guard, attention!
fall in! (_She stands_ L. HIRAM _takes his place next her, and_ CRIMP
_next up stage_. GAYLIE _then faces them_.)
_Gaylie._ Comrades, your general, ahem! is proud of you; we have
fought together; we have conquered. Now let us march to meet the
returning heroes. (_Steps back beside_ HIRAM.) Home Guard, attention!
Eyes right! eyes left! Salute! (_They salute. Chorus repeated outside,
"Marching through Georgia," nearer. Enter_ ROB, _in full uniform of a
colonel_.) Ah! Rob, Rob! he's come, mother, he's come! (_Runs into_
ROB'S _arms_.)
_Mrs. T._ (_springing up_). O Rob, boy! welcome, welcome, welcome!
_Rob._ Dear, dear mother! (_Enter_ MATTIE, L.)
_Mattie._ Where is he? O Brother Rob! (_Runs into his arms._) This
is glorious!
_Rob._ Thanks for your hearty welcome. Ah, Hiram! (_Shakes
hands._) And Crimp!
_Crimp._ Yaas, indeed! how is yer? an' how is Boxer? an'—an' ole
smoke-jack? Gay times in ole Virginny, two years ago. I'm obleeged to
you.
_Rob_ (_comes down to_ L., _where_ ROWELL _stands with his back
to him, and his arms folded_). Wilder Rowell, the regiment with which
you set out for the battle-field has returned under command of its new
colonel, myself.
_Rowell_ (_turns round_). You the colonel of the 10th?
_Rob._ I am happy to say I have won that distinction. Won it! do
you hear? You would have kept me in the ranks; but thanks to woman's
wit, and military justice, you were removed in time. I now return to
claim my bride. (_Turns up stage._)
_Rowell_ (_turns away_). Oh, I have failed,—miserably failed! I
cannot bear to see their happiness. (_All are gathered about_ ROB, _up
stage_.) I was so sure of her! and she has been laughing at me all this
time. I wish I could hate her; but no, no, it's impossible. I played
for her fortune, and I ended in loving her as I can never love again.
They are busy: I'll slip away. Oh! this may be justice for them: 'tis
ruin, utter ruin, for me.
[_Exit_ L.
_Hiram_ (_leads_ MATTIE _down_ R.) Now, Mattie, Rob has returned,
and Gaylie is true to him. Col. Rowell, of course, is in the market.
_Mattie._ I don't care if he is: I don't want him!
_Hiram._ But you want Trueworth Farm.
_Mattie._ Not if I must take its owner.
_Hiram._ No? not when his name is Hiram Jenks? It's mine, Mattie:
I bought it to-night. Come, let's kiss and make up: do, now, do! (_Kiss
and retire up, arm in arm._ ROB _and_ GAYLIE _come down_.)
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