The Exhibition Drama: Comprising Drama, Comedy, and Farce, Together with Dramatic and Musical EntertainmentsBaker, George M. (George Melville)
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The Exhibition Drama: Comprising Drama, Comedy, and Farce, Together with Dramatic and Musical Entertainments
Baker, George M. (George Melville)
Amateur plays; Drama
_Caroline._ Indeed she is, and deserves all the care and affection
bestowed upon her. (_Enter_ KATIE, R., _with a scrubbing-brush in her
hand_.)
_Katie._ She's coom, ma'am, she's coom, as rosy and bright as a
new copper tay-kettle.
_Caroline._ Who? Florence?
_Katie._ Indade, it's the truth ye's spakin'; her own swate silf,
Miss Ca'line.
_Caroline._ Glorious news! I must run to her at once. Come,
grandmother.
[_Exit_, R.
_Mrs. H._ Bless the child! I must go and fix her somethin' warm.
_Katie._ Somethin' warm, is it? Faix, jist kape out av the
kitchen, d'ye mind, or it's yersilf will git somethin' warm.
_Mrs. H._ Wal, I never! The airs that these critters do put on
(kee)!
[_Exit_, R.
_Katie._ Faix, the ould woman's a sore thrial, that she is.
There's little chance to kape my sisther Bridget's children in sugar
and tay, wid her middlin'. (_Enter_ MAGGIE, L., _with a broom_.)
_Maggie._ An' it's mesilf would likes to know what ye mane by
demaining yersilf in this fashion, Kate O'Nail. It's little yez know of
itikate.
_Katie._ Och, be aisy wid yer spakin', Maggie Donovan. Itikate,
indade!
_Maggie._ Isn't it me privilege to tend the bell, I'd like to know?
_Katie._ To be sure it is. But 'twas the darling Miss Florence
rowled up to the door; and would I be afther lavin' her on the stips,
an' you in the attic?
_Maggie._ It's a desateful tongue ye have. Don't I know ye'd be
afther liftin' yersilf above yer pots and kittles to my place, to
betther yer condition?
_Katie._ Betther my condition, is it? Wid what? Swapin' and
dustin', and the likes? Niver, at all, at all. When I betther my
condition, 'twill be as the widded bride of Terence McFunnigafferty.
_Maggie._ McFunnigafferty! Bad luck to him! he's only a
hod-carrier.
_Katie._ He's dacent and respictable; an' it's my belafe, Maggie
Donovan, ye'd be glad av me chance. Haven't I seen ye castin' sly looks
that way yersilf?
_Maggie._ Oh, murther! An', an' me own b'y, Teddy Murphy, sailin'
the thrackless say—
_Katie._ Wid a swateheart in ivery port.
_Maggie._ Och! it's invious ye are, Kate O'Nail; an' it's out av
place ye are above the kitchen shtair. Away wid yez to yer pots and
kittles! (_Threatening with broom._)
_Katie._ An' its out av place ye are onywhere. Be off to yer
swapin'! (_Threatens with brush. Enter_ FLORENCE _and_ CAROLINE, R.)
_Florence._ Fie, fie, girls! You're both out of place, quarrelling.
Ah, Maggie! I'm glad to meet you again. (_Shakes hands with Maggie._)
_Maggie._ Thank you, Miss Florence. An' it's a warm welcome home to
yez; an' it's glad I am to see yer own bright face once more.
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