The Experiences of Uncle Jack: Being a Biography of Rev. Andrew Jackson NewgentSnyder, W. Ed.
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The Experiences of Uncle Jack: Being a Biography of Rev. Andrew Jackson Newgent
Snyder, W. Ed.
Newgent, Andrew Jackson, 1838-1913
Dogtown, the place which gave the name and largely the reputation
to the circuit, was a straggling village noted only for its general
cussedness. Newgent declared that it had never been named after a good
dog, but more likely after the lowest bred cur in the country. The name,
however, was partially a corruption of Diona, by which name the town
had been christened; but the appropriateness of the former name was so
evident that it naturally stuck, and the original name was well nigh
forgotten. Though the place was utterly fallen from righteousness—if it
ever possessed any—and was inclined to evil and evil only, it had the
one advantage of being well churched. It had two church-houses, each
serving as the home for two denominations. Thus, four denominations
were diligently casting their pearls into this swine-wallow only to
have them trampled under foot. The Methodists and Baptists occupied one
house, and the Cumberland Presbyterians and United Brethren the other.
They suffered no inconvenience through lack of room, as the combined
membership of the four churches numbered only fourteen, seven of whom
belonged to the United Brethren.
It was one of those melancholy days, a Sunday afternoon in September,
when the new circuit rider arrived to fill his first appointment at
Dogtown. Of course the seven members of his flock were present to take
his measure. The task was soon done. They were crestfallen when they
saw as their spiritual advisor an unpretentious, boyish-looking fellow,
somewhat below the standard size, and possessing little of the air and
dignity and gravity of a ripe circuit rider, according to their staid
notions. The faithful seven, like the proverbial birds of a feather,
occupied a portion of the house to themselves; their long faces turned
full upon the pastor, added to the melancholy of that autumn afternoon.
Nor did the small sprinkling of stray sheep throughout the plain old
building serve to any considerable extent as a counter-irritant.
Newgent was keeping a “stiff upper lip” as he introduced the services.
The preliminary exercises were about finished, and he was about to begin
the sermon; the congregation was droning out a familiar tune when a raw,
strapping native came stalking in. He presented a unique appearance. He
was barefooted, his trousers were rolled up to his knees, he wore no
coat, and his checked shirt was unbuttoned at the collar. No sooner was
he seated than another in exactly similar manner and costume followed.
One after another followed until upwards in thirty came in, all dressed
exactly alike, and so timing their movements as to give time for each
to be seated before another followed, making the procession as long as
possible—to the amusement of the pastor and the stray sheep, and the
utter consternation of the faithful seven.
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