The Experiences of Uncle Jack: Being a Biography of Rev. Andrew Jackson NewgentSnyder, W. Ed.
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The Experiences of Uncle Jack: Being a Biography of Rev. Andrew Jackson Newgent
Snyder, W. Ed.
Newgent, Andrew Jackson, 1838-1913
“We are not asking you to preach the doctrine,” they said, “all we ask
is that you become our pastor; you are at liberty to preach your own
convictions.” But he was not on the market.
Another interesting experience during this pastorate came as the sequel
to a horse trade. One of his neighbors, a brother in the Church, coveted
his fine driving horse, and bantered him for a trade. “I have the very
horse you need,” he urged, and offered what seemed to be a fair bargain.
And after the usual ceremonies and preliminaries, the deal was pulled off.
The next day being Sunday, the pastor hitched up his new horse early, and
taking his wife and babe, started for his appointment. The animal soon
showed signs of treachery, arousing the suspicions of its owner, but they
went on. They got on quite well until they came to a low swale in the
road over which the water stood several inches deep. When they were about
half-way across, the horse stopped and looked back to see if they were
coming. But they had also stopped. Newgent, who had some knowledge of
“horseology,” saw that they were in for it. It being a warm, summer day,
an innumerable multitude of mosquitoes soon collected to express their
sympathy and to divert the attention of the unfortunate family from their
troubles.
“Here’s a chance to show that we can keep sweet,” said the preacher to
his wife, “even under trying circumstances.”
The circumstances were indeed trying, for he spent a couple of hours
trying to argue the horse out of his position, but the horse was not open
to conviction. At the same time he was making a desperate effort to keep
sweet, which, with the mosquitoes diligently plying their trade—as it was
too good a business opportunity for them to let pass—and the hour for the
morning service passing, was not as easy a task as it would have been
under less trying circumstances.
“Well,” he finally said to his wife, sweetly, “we are going out of here.”
“When?” was her meek reply.
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