The extraordinary confessions of Diana PleaseCapes, Bernard
General
The extraordinary confessions of Diana Please
Capes, Bernard
Femmes fatales -- Fiction; France -- Fiction; Historical fiction; Naples (Kingdom) -- Fiction; Women -- Fiction
“Yes, it shall be me,” I answered, “but no thanks to you. Don’t think
that this is anything but a passing mood of his, played upon you for
my delectation because I have been cold to him of late.”
“I think it is, I know it is,” she said, brightening.
“And you hope it is, I daresay,” I said scornfully.
“Yes, indeed,” she answered. “There is no love in the world but yours
that I care for, Diana!”
“Love!” I exclaimed. “Don’t flatter this poor half-breeched makeshift
with the sentiment.”
But I looked down on her more kindly, with a vexed laugh. My
good-humour was returning to me. It seemed too comical, the way we
three pious spinsters were scrambling for the favour of a
sheep’s-eyes. A pair of small-clothes flung into our nunnery had been
worse than an apple of discord. Skirts were so _de rigueur_ with us,
that I think even Gogo’s wooden legs seemed a little _outrés_.
“I do believe you were innocent, in everything but your cuddlesome
looks,” I said, relenting.
“O yes, Diana!” she answered eagerly. “And I can’t help them.”
“Would you if you could?” I questioned doubtfully. “I don’t know.
There is a good deal of method in artlessness. It can always plead
itself in excuse for enjoying the pleasures which we sinners must take
at the expense of our consciences.”
She knelt at my feet, silently fondling and kissing my hands.
“Are you sure you don’t regret giving him up?” I asked.
“Quite--sure,” she answered, so faintly as to set me off laughing.
“There, Patty _mia_,” I said; “you are not to be sacrificed to a
self-indulgent vapours. You will see some day how kind I am being to
you; and you shall have a large family yet.” And with that I kissed
and left her, taking the paper with me.
I will admit that the shock to my vanity was for the moment acute,
until reflection came to convince me that this rickety light-o’-love,
wearying of his one day’s abstinence, and finding me inaccessible, had
only palmed off on my friend the reversion of sentiments inspired by
me. On further reflection, too, I was not the more angry upon
realising that I had acquired a useful weapon for goading him to a
definite decision upon an action long deferred--our flight together,
that is to say, and, when once emancipated from the stunting
influences of Wellcot, the union which, it was understood, was to be
conditional on his satisfying me that his ambitions and mine were
mutually accommodating partners. But now, if for no other reason, I
felt that I owed it to my affection for my poor little friend to
precipitate this step, lest she should be led, through her natural
incapacity for denying anyone, to making herself miserable for life;
and so, armed with my _pièce de conviction_, I ended by sleeping very
soundly and comfortably.
I did not even hesitate the next morning, but, about noon, singing
very cheerfully to myself, descended to Mr. de Crespigny’s studio. The
door was locked. “Open, please,” I said.
“Go away,” he answered crossly. “I’m at work on the portrait.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account