Gurdy asked, “Mark, wouldn’t you like it if the playwrights would go
back to the Elizabethan idea--I mean thirty or forty scenes to a play?”
“Certainly,” said Mark, “and those bucks were right.” He sat for a
little silent, scrawling his desk blotter with a pencil, then shyly
laughed, “Supposing some one made a play out of my married life? What
you’d call the important episodes happened all over God’s earth. Cora
got me on a farm in Fayettesville, N. J., married in Hoboken. Started
quarreling in Martin’s café. Caught her kissing a fellow at Longbranch.
Never saw him before or since. Owned up she’d lived with three or four
men in our flat--twentieth Street, New York. Big scene. God, how sick
that made me! I was at tea at Mrs. LeMoyne’s when Frank Worthing got me
off in a corner and told me about her and Jarvis Hope. I was sittin’
in the bath tub when she chucked her curling irons at me and said she
was through. That’s the way things go. Shakespeare was right. Crazy?
No.--Come in.” His secretary brought Mark a thick manuscript lettered
“Captain Salvador: Stephen O’Mara.” and withdrew. Mark went on, “But my
married life wouldn’t make much of a show--green kid from the country
and a--a Cora Boyle. Pretty ordinary.” He reflected, “But I don’t
know. It’s always going to be pretty tragic for a kid to find out he’s
married a girl thinkin’ she was pure--as pure as folks are, anyhow--and
finds she hadn’t been. Wasn’t her fault, of course. Started acting when
she was fourteen. Awful jolt, though. She lied about it, too. She was
the damnedest liar! I hate liars. Well run along and play squash or
something, sonny. I want to see what O’Mara’s handed me.”
He bought the rights to “Captain Salvador” two hours later. Gurdy was
willing to rejoice with him after he read the Cuban tragedy. Carlson
yapped, “The women’ll hate it, Mark. Where’s your clothes?”
“Bosh,” said Mark, “there weren’t any women’s clothes in Ervine’s ‘John
Ferguson’ and the women ate it alive!”
“But that fellow Ervine’s an Englishman, you big calf! You ain’t going
to open the Walling with a sad piece by an American where there ain’t
any duds for the women to gawp at! You’re off your head. Ain’t I told
you a million times that the New York woman won’t swallow a home grown
show that’s tragic unless it’s all dressed up? Stop him, Gurdy!”
“It’s a damned good play, sir,” said Gurdy.
He thought it high fortune that Mark should find anything so adroit
and moving for the Walling’s first play. Some of the critics believed
in O’Mara’s talent. Several artists in scenery were asked to submit
designs. The pressmen began a scattering campaign of notes on O’Mara
and hints about the play. A procession of comely young women declined
the best female part as “unsympathetic.”
“That means no clothes to it,” Carlson sniffed.
“But they’re fools,” Gurdy insisted, “It’s a good acting part.”
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