The Fascinating Stranger, and Other StoriesTarkington, Booth
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The Fascinating Stranger, and Other Stories
Tarkington, Booth
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
But it was not to Mrs. Collinson’s purpose that he should miss the
party; she wished him to be as intimate as possible with the debonair
Charlie Loomis; and so, after carrying some dishes into the kitchenette
in meditative silence, she reappeared with a changed manner. She went to
her husband, gave him a shy little pat on the shoulder and laughed
good-naturedly. “Of course you’ll go,” she said. “I do think you’re
silly about my never going out with him when it would give me a little
innocent pleasure and when you’re not home to take me, yourself; but I
wasn’t really in such terrible earnest, all I said. You work hard the
whole time, honey, and the only pleasure you ever do have, it’s when you
get a chance to go to one of these little penny-ante stag-parties. You
haven’t been to one for ever so long, and you never stay after twelve;
it’s really all right with me. I want you to go.”
“Oh, no,” said Collinson. “It’s only penny-ante, but I couldn’t afford
to lose anything at all.”
“But you never do. You always win a little.”
“I know,” he said. “I’ve figured out I’m about sixteen dollars ahead at
penny-ante on the whole year. I cleaned up seven dollars and sixty cents
at Charlie’s last party; but of course my luck might change, and we
couldn’t afford it.”
“If you did lose, it’d only be a few cents,” she said. “What’s the
difference, if it gives you a little fun? You’ll work all the better if
you go out and enjoy yourself once in a while.”
“Well, if you really look at it that way, I’ll go.”
“That’s right, dear,” she said, smiling. “Better put on a fresh collar
and your other suit, hadn’t you?”
“I suppose so,” he assented, and began to make the changes she
suggested. He went about them in a leisurely way, played with the baby
at intervals, while Mrs. Collinson sang cheerfully over her work; and
when he had completed his toilet, it was time for him to go. She came in
from the kitchenette, kissed him, and then looked up into his eyes,
letting him see a fond and brightly amiable expression.
“There, honey,” she said. “Run along and have a nice time. Then maybe
you’ll be a little more sensible about some of _my_ little pleasures.”
He held the one-hundred-dollar bill, folded, in his hand, meaning to
leave it with her, but as she spoke a sudden recurrence of suspicion
made him forget his purpose. “Look here,” he said. “I’m not making any
bargain with you. You talk as if you thought I was going to let you run
around to vaudevilles with Charlie because you let me go to this party.
Is that your idea?”
It was, indeed, precisely Mrs. Collinson’s idea, and she was instantly
angered enough to admit it in her retort. “Oh, aren’t you _mean_!” she
cried. “I might know better than to look for any fairness in a man like
you!”
“See here——”
“Oh, hush up!” she said. “Shame on you! Go on to your party!” With that
she put both hands upon his breast, and pushed him toward the door.
“I won’t go. I’ll stay here.”
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