The Fascinating Stranger, and Other StoriesTarkington, Booth
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The Fascinating Stranger, and Other Stories
Tarkington, Booth
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
“I would, too,” Smithie said. “I been thinkin’ about it. Might ’a’ been
somebody in Seattle or somebody in Ipswich, Mass., or New Orleans or St.
Paul. How you goin’ to tell? Might ’a’ been a woman; might ’a’ been a
man. The way I guess it out, this poor boob, whoever he was, well,
prob’ly he’d had good times for a while, and maybe carried this dollar
for a kind of pocket piece, the way some people do, you know. Then he
got in trouble—or she did, whichever it was—and got flat broke and had
to spend this last dollar he had—for something to eat, most likely.
Well, he thought a while before he spent it, and the way I guess it out,
he said to himself, he said, ‘Well,’ he said, ‘most of the good luck
I’ve enjoyed lately,’ he said, ‘it’s been while I had this dollar on me.
I got to kiss ’em good-bye now, good luck and good dollar together; but
maybe I’ll get ’em both back some day, so I’ll just mark the wish on the
dollar, like this: Luck hurry back to me! That’ll help some, maybe, and
anyhow I’ll _know_ my luck dollar if I ever do get it back.’ That’s the
way I guess it out, anyhow. It’s funny how some people like to believe
luck depends on some little thing like that.”
“Yes, it is,” Collinson assented, still brooding over the coin.
The philosophic Smithie extended his arm across the table, collecting
the cards to deal them, for the “hand” was finished. “Yes, sir, it’s
funny,” he repeated. “Nobody knows exactly what luck is, but the way I
guess it out, it lays in a man’s _believin’_ he’s in luck, and some
little object like this makes him kind of concentrate his mind on
thinkin’ he’s goin’ to be lucky, because of course you often _know_
you’re goin’ to win, and then you do win. You don’t win when you _want_
to win, or when you need to; you win when you _believe_ you’ll win. I
don’t know who was the dummy that said, ‘Money’s the root of all evil’;
but I guess he didn’t have _too_ much sense! I suppose if some man
killed some other man for a dollar, the poor fish that said that would
let the man out and send the dollar to the chair. No, sir; money’s just
as good as it is bad; and it’ll come your way if you _feel_ it will; so
you take this marked dollar o’ mine——”
But here this garrulous and discursive guest was interrupted by
immoderate protests from several of his colleagues. “Cut it out!” “My
Lord!” “_Do_ something!” “Smith_ie_! Are you ever goin’ to _deal_?”
“I’m goin’ to shuffle first,” he responded, suiting the action to the
word, though with deliberation, and at the same time continuing his
discourse. “It’s a mighty interesting thing, a piece o’ money. You take
this dollar, now: Who’s it belonged to? Where’s it been? What different
kind o’ funny things has it been spent for sometimes? What funny kind of
secrets do you suppose it could ’a’ heard if it had ears? Good people
have had it and bad people have had it: why, a dollar could tell more
about the human race—why, it could tell _all_ about it!”
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