Forgetting that the white man is protected by his clothing, they vie
with each other in the discharge of this courtesy; and the exasperating
blows that the white man receives from his black friends are the chief
discomfort that he suffers from the larger flies. One day shortly before
leaving Africa I was riding in an open boat when a native man sitting
behind me suddenly gave me a slap on the back that actually hurt, and so
startled me that I did some fool thing a little short of leaping into
the sea. I turned around and asked the man in a tone of cold politeness
whether he was trying to make my back the same colour as his.
“Why, no,” said he, “I am killing flies.”
“I’m no fly,” I replied frigidly.
A few minutes later, when I was indulging in a somnolent reverie, he
struck me again—I think it must have been in the same place, it hurt so
much worse than the first time; whereupon I turned about and, striking a
very dangerous attitude (for a missionary), I threatened that if he did
it again I would land him a blow in the stomach whether there was a fly
there or not. My boat-boys, who knew the uses of clothing and
appreciated the immunity of my back from fly-bites as well as the
greater tenderness and sensitiveness of the white man’s body, laughed at
this interesting diversion. Then they undertook to enlighten their
friend from the bush as to the white man’s view-point, combining
theoretical instruction with practical sense by removing him to another
seat: for they well knew that if he should see another fly on my back,
even while they were talking, he would strike again. He cannot help it:
the habit is coercive.
Among the worst pests, and peculiar to Africa, is the driver ant. They
go together in countless and incomprehensible numbers. The first sight
that one gets of them is a glistening black, rapid-running stream about
two inches wide crossing the path before him. Upon closer inspection he
finds that the stream is composed of ants; and recognizing the driver
ant of which he has heard many incredible stories on the way to Africa,
he feels like shouting “Fire!” and running for his life. But as a matter
of fact he may with impunity examine them as closely as he pleases so
long as he does not touch them. They are so occupied with their own
serious purpose that they will take no notice of him.
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