When dinner was at seven, why shouldn’t people come on time? Was there
a joke in it somewhere? A joke on himself? Anything, just now, seemed
possible. What was the use of smoking this measly cigarette when there
was no one to see? He dropped it into a bronze dish, went over to the
cheval glass and surveyed himself from head to foot. Then he turned;
and, looking over one shoulder, sought to see how his dress coat fitted
in the back. The twisting of his body caused a huge central wrinkle to
spring out between his shoulders, creases diverging from it. Also there
was a spear of stiff red hair in the very center of his well-brushed
head that had escaped from the combined lures of pomade and water.
Conover crossed to the chiffonier, picked up one of a pair of military
brushes and attacked the rebellious lock with vigor.
There was no water in sight. How did these people expect a man to brush
his hair without water? No pomade, either. Not even brilliantine.
Could it be that folk of the Standish class did not use such aids?
Or did they keep them locked up? Caleb’s eyes swept the room and its
quiet furnishings appraisingly. It did not represent at all his idea
of luxury. Not a bow, not a tidy, not a fancy screen nor a lambrequin
in sight. Yet there was an indefinable something about the place that
met his approval. He fell to walking back and forth, uneasily; pausing
every now and then in front of the cheval glass.
Amzi Caine, who had come early in the futile hope of a word alone with
Letty before the dinner, found him thus employed. Conover swung around
on his friend with a grunt of relief.
“Hello!” he said, his heavy voice actually cordial, “I begun to think
it was Judgment Day an’ that I was the first one resurrected. How’d I
look? All right? Nothin’ wrong in this get-up is there?”
“The glass of fashion and the mould of form!” laughed Caine, “Behold a
phenomenon! The worker of miracles--and Steeloids--deigns to ask a mere
mortal’s opinion!”
“All right, is it?” said Conover, relieved. “Say,” he went on
suspiciously, “You’re guying me! Tell me what’s wrong. Be honest, can’t
you?”
“If you insist,” replied Caine, nettled at the domineering tone, “I
can’t just hint that most men don’t wear diamond studs with evening
dress, and that your tie is rather too evidently a ‘masterpiece not
made by hands.’ Otherwise, you look very fit indeed.”
Caleb scowled in the glass at the flashing studs and the ready-made
lawn tie. Then, brushing away the gnat of worry, he answered,
carelessly:
“I don’t like to dress like everybody else. Too much sameness for me.
It’s well enough for fellers without an idee or a scrap of originality
in their heads. I like to do a little different.”
“A Beau Brummell come to Judgment!” mocked Caine, “But with diamonds
rising in price ten per cent. a year, I hope you won’t set the fashion
just yet. You’ll break us. It’s all very well to dress regardless of
expense--or style--but--”
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