Cowboys -- Fiction; Montana -- Fiction; Ranch life -- Fiction; Western stories
“Everything,” declared Andy in the tone of a paid instructor, “has its
proper time and place, boys; I've told you that before. For instance, I
wouldn't try to kill a skunk by talking it to death; and I wouldn't
be hopeful of putting the run on this Dunk person by telling him ghost
stories. As to ideas--I'm plumb full of them. But they're all about
grub, just right at present.”
That started Slim and Happy Jack to complaining because no one had had
sense enough to go back after some lunch before taking that long trail
south; the longer because it was a slow one, with sheep to set the pace.
And by the time they had presented their arguments against the Happy
Family's having enough brains to last them overnight, and the Happy
Family had indignantly pointed out just where the mental deficiency was
most noticeable, they were upon that last, broad stretch of “bench” land
beyond which lay Flying U coulee and Patsy and dinner; a belated dinner,
to be sure, but for that the more welcome.
And when they reached the point where they could look away to the
very rim of the coulee, they saw sheep--sheep to the skyline, feeding
scattered and at ease, making the prairie look, in the distance, as
if it were covered with a thin growth of gray sage-brush. Four herders
moved slowly upon the outskirts, and the dogs were little, scurrying,
black dots which stopped occasionally to wait thankfully until the
master-minds again urged them to endeavor.
The Happy Family drew up and stared in silence.
“Do I see sheep?” Pink inquired plaintively at last. “Tell me,
somebody.”
“It's that bunch you fellows tackled last night,” said Weary miserably.
“I ought to have had sense enough to leave somebody on the ranch to look
out for this.”
“They've got their nerve,” stated Irish, “after the deal they got last
night. I'd have bet good money that you couldn't drag them herders
across Flying U coulee with a log chain.”
“Say, by golly, do we have to drive this here bunch anywheres before we
git anything to eat?” Slim wanted to know distressfully.
Weary considered briefly. “No, I guess we'll pass 'em up for the
present. An hour or so won't make much difference in the long run, and
our horses are about all in, right now--”
“So'm I, by cripes!” Big Medicine attested, grinning mirthlessly. “This
here sheep business is plumb wearin' on a man. 'Specially,” he added
with a fretful note, “when you've got to handle 'em gentle. The things
I'd like to do to them Dots is all ruled outa the game, seems like.
Honest to grandma, a little gore would look better to me right now than
a Dutch picnic before the foam's all blowed off the refreshments. Lemme
kill off jest one herder, Weary?” he pleaded. “The one that took a shot
at me las' night. Purty, please!”
“If you killed one,” Weary told him glumly, “you might as well make a
clean sweep and take in the whole bunch.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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