The Freaks of MayfairBenson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
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The Freaks of Mayfair
Benson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Short stories, English
Again, once in days of old he had quick staccato little movements of his
head, like some young wild animal, which suited the swiftness of his
mercurial gambollings very well; to this day that particular habit has
persisted, but the effect of it somehow is dismally changed; it is
galvanic and vaguely suggests St. Vitus’s abominable dance. He still
jumps about with joy when he is pleased, but those skippings resemble
rather the antics of a marionette than coltish friskings. He feels
young, at least he has that quenchless appetite for pleasure that is
characteristic of the young, but he isn’t young, and his tragedy, the
rôle of the grizzly kitten, stares him in the face. Perhaps he will
never perceive it himself, and go on as usual, slightly less agile owing
to the increasing stiffness of his venerable joints, until the days of
his sojourning here are ended. Or perhaps he will see it, and after a
rather depressing week or two turn into a perfectly charming old man
with a bald head and spectacles and a jolly laugh.
Mrs. Begum’s fate hangs in the balance also. She has begun to think it
rather daring of her to go larking about with a boy who is easily young
enough to be her son, whereas in the days when such manœuvres were
rather daring she never gave two thoughts to them. She still likes (or
pretends to like) sitting up to the end of a ball, not in the least
realizing how appalling a spectacle she presents in the light of a June
dawn. She can easily be persuaded to tuck up her skirts and dance the
tango or the fox-trot or whatever it is that engages the attention of
the next generation, and if she wants to sit down, she is as likely as
not to flop cross-legged on the floor, or to perch herself on a friend’s
knee, with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of champagne cup in the
other, and tell slightly risky stories, such as amused the partners of
her youth. But for all her wavings of her wand, the spell does not work
nowadays, and when poor Babs begins to be naughty, it is kinder of her
friends to go away. Kitten-like she jumps at the blind-tassel still, but
it is weary, heavy work, and she creaks, she creaks....
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