The Freaks of MayfairBenson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
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The Freaks of Mayfair
Benson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Short stories, English
She is getting very nut-crackery,
and looks tired and haggard, as indeed she is. But she shouts to her
husband, who is much deafer than Charlie, ‘Daddy, darling, we’re going
to play rounders! Would you like to come out, or do you think it will be
rather cold for you? Perhaps you’d be wiser not to. You won’t play, I
suppose, Charlie?’
And Charlie, nursing his bruised hands, says, ‘Rounders? Bless me, yes.
I’m not quite past rounders yet. Nothing like a good run-about game to
keep you fit.’
It keeps him so fit that he is compelled to have a good stiff brandy and
soda afterwards, to tone him up for the exertion of having dinner.
Wearily, aching in every limb, they creep into their respective beds.
There seems to be a pillow-fight going on somewhere at the end of the
passage, with really young voices shrieking, and the swift pad of light
feet. Babs thinks of joining it, but her fingers fall from the pillow
she had caught up, and she gets into bed instead, thinking she will be
up to anything after a good night. And she would be up to anything that
could decently be required of her, if only she would not present her
grim and dauntless figure at such excursions. Already Charlie is
dropping into a sleep of utter prostration: he wants to be in good trim
to-morrow. There he lies with his thin Rhine-maiden hair reposing on his
pillow. But he wakes easily, though slightly deaf, and at the first
rattle of his door-handle when his valet calls him next morning he will
instinctively gather it up over his poor bald pate.
And they might both be so comfortable and jolly and suitable. There is a
wounding pathos about them both.
CHAPTER EIGHT
CLIMBERS:
I. THE HORIZONTAL
The most casual observer of the beauties and uglinesses of Nature will
have observed that in the anatomy of that very common object, a Tree,
there are two widely different classes of branches. The one class grows
more or less straight out from the trunk and after a horizontal career
droops somewhat at the extremities, the other grows upwards in a
persevering and uniform ascent. Such branches when springing high up on
the trunk of the tree form the very top of the tree.
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