I was sitting listlessly at my desk one sunshiny morning. The window at
my side was open, commanding a view of the school garden, the driveway
leading through it, and beyond that of the sleepy village street. Below
the window grew a bed of lavender whose fragrance, drifting in, made
me forgetful of the book which lay before me and of the master at the
black-board chalking up dull problems in algebra. I was dreaming as
usual, telling myself a story of what I would do if old Sneard should
pop his head inside the door and say, “My dear Cardover, you have worked
so well that I intend to make an example of you by giving you this day
as a holiday.”
Just then the master at the board turned round and jumped me into a
realization of the present. “Cardover, you will please stand up and
repeat my explanation of this problem.”
I stood up and gazed stupidly at the medley of signs and abbreviated
formulae, hoping to discover some clue of reasoning in their apparent
meaninglessness. “Well?”
“If you please, sir, I wasn’t attending.”
“I thought not. If you had been, you would have known that I have not
explained it yet. You will come to me after class and--”
But his sentence was never ended. At that moment the head of every boy
turned as one head; yes, and even the head of the master turned. Up the
driveway came the sound of prancing hoofs, the soft crunch of wheels in
the gravel, and cries of, “Whoa, girl! Steady there, steady.”
Past the window flashed a high yellow dog-cart, drawn by a tandem of
spirited chestnuts. A tiger in livery and top-hat sat behind with arms
folded, superbly aware of his own magnificence. Between the wheels ran
a Dalmatian, a plum-pudding dog as we used to call them. On the high
front-seat were two men, equally gorgeous. The one who drove wore a
large fawn coat with enormous pearl buttons, distinctly horsey in cut
and fashion. On his head was a tall beaver hat. He was a massively built
man and had the appearance of a sporting aristocrat. To make him more
splendid, he was young, with a bronzed complexion, full red lips, and
finely chiseled features. His companion looked like a Methodist parson,
trying to pass as a racing gent. He was attired in a light tweed suit of
a rather pronounced black and white check. On his head was a gray
felt hat, and in his button-hole blazed a scarlet geranium. They were
laughing in deep full-throated guffaws as they whizzed past, with the
sun flashing on their wheels and harness. The tiger and the Dalmatian
were the only solemn things about them. What was my surprise to have
recognized in the second man a relative?
“It’s my uncle!”
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