As I studied him I couldn't help feeling that I had seen his face
before. And then I suddenly saw the reason of it. He had that peculiar,
much married, walrus-moustached appearance of Bairnsfather's "Old
Bill." He was a rather short, thick-set man, too, and wore the "Old
Bill" expression of eternal, philosophical contentment. Sitting there
in the arm-chair, with one stumpy leg crossed over the other, he might
easily have been this terrible "Fragment of the Great War" come to
life. But the moment he spoke, the similarity vanished. His moustache
bristled until it stood out nearly at right angles, his eyes flamed
with that hidden fire, and his whole attitude became one of extreme
animation. He seemed to _compel_ the listener's attention. And yet,
the very second he ceased speaking, the fire died down, the moustache
subsided and drooped, his body became listless. Once more, he was poor
"Old Bill"--harmless, inoffensive, and soothing to the senses. It was
certainly an extraordinary accomplishment and had no doubt taken years
to acquire; but I failed to see exactly what all this had to do with
hunting apes in Africa.
Gran'pa watched these signs of facial birth and decay with enthusiastic
approval.
"D'you see the idea, George?" he asked.
"I'm bothered if I do."
"It's as old as the hills--and yet it's new."
I racked my brains for an explanation, but found none.
"The only thing I can think of," I said at last, "is that you intend
hypnotically suggesting to the aged that they should hand themselves
over body and soul to the pioneers of this new Rejuvenation Cult."
"By Jove!" he laughed. "That's not bad, Stringer! Eh?"
"Old Bill" bristled--and then grinned expansively. This expression of
gentle mirth looked very quaint--the most anti-Old Billish thing one
could imagine. It was uncanny.
"Why not enlighten me?" I asked, somewhat testily.
"I'd rather not--just at present," answered Gran'pa. "You know how I
hate the thought of failure, George. There's a possibility that this
may end in failure. . . . I hope not, because, if it succeeds, it will
be the keystone of the whole system. Still, I'll tell you what we'll
do. You shall come down to Bristol with us this evening and see how the
theory works."
Beyond this I could not get. Gran'pa was adamant, and Stringer was
sphinx-like. To see them, one would have thought that I was a mere
outsider and that they had been life-long friends. I was tired,
however, of showing my incessant curiosity in Gran'pa's plans, and so I
acquiesced.
"Very well," I said. "I'll come!"
Gran'pa nodded.
"At the same time, George," he remarked, "I think that you might hand
in your resignation at the office to-day. We're going to be very busy
during the next few weeks. Now that Mr. Stringer has arrived, there is
no time to be lost."
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