Fantasy fiction; Oz (Imaginary place) -- Juvenile fiction
“I suppose we might as well,” giggled Peter and, taking Grumpy’s paw,
began sliding after the slave. The two other slaves slid gravely behind
and, as they reached two royal purple soap doors, the first slave threw
up his arm and cried impressively:
“Give three salaams for the Sultan of Suds!” and, jerking open the
door, he fell flat upon his nose. It was so unexpected that Peter and
Grumpy lost their balance and salaamed in spite of themselves, but the
Patchwork Girl slid defiantly up to the throne itself.
“I don’t give three slams for anyone!” announced Scraps, snapping her
fingers under Shampoozle’s nose. “Show us the way out of here.”
“What!” snorted the Sultan, rising shakily from his throne. “You refuse
to salaam? Caka! Bara!” He clapped his hands sharply. “Salaam her!” At
his command, the two slaves behind Scraps seized her arms and, forcing
her downward, touched her cotton nose to the floor three times.
While Scraps was still choking and spluttering with rage, Peter and
Grumpy regained their footing and stared curiously at Shampoozle. He
was sitting on an ivory soap throne with red sponge cushions. He seemed
to be made of green soap and his towel turban was twice as high as the
turbans of the other Suds.
“That will teach you how to treat a Sultan,” sniffed Shampoozle,
shaking a finger severely at the Patchwork Girl.
“Sultan!” cried Scraps, giving Caka and Bara each a push. “You’re not a
Sultan, you’re an Insultan.”
Shampoozle’s eyes grew round with displeasure and Peter and Grumpy had
some difficulty to conceal their mirth.
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“There, there!” said the Sultan testily, “don’t be impertinent. Kindly
answer my questions, so I can put you in your proper places. What kind
of soap are you made of, hard or soft, laundry or tub--are you floaters
or sinkers?”
“We’re not soap at all,” declared Peter indignantly. “I should think--”
“Tut! Tut!” interrupted Shampoozle loftily, “I _am_ thinking. Don’t
talk so fast, we’ll soon make good soap of you. Why, we can make soap
of anything, even rubbish,” he finished proudly. “Caka! Bara! Just see
how they lather.”
Before Peter or the others had time to object, the two slaves, with
three wet sponges, were rubbing vigorously at their cheeks.
“No lather at all,” sighed Shampoozle in evident disappointment. “Never
mind, I’ll use you somehow. That creature,” he pointed contemptuously
at Grumpy, “that creature, flattened out and rolled down, will make an
excellent bath mat. The rag girl can be ripped up into wash cloths and
the boy boiled down to soap fat.”
“Bath mat!” roared the little bear, putting back his ears. “Why, you
can’t make a bath mat out of me. Don’t you know I’m a pet? You’d better
not touch Scraps either, she’s a Queen and Peter’s a pitcher!”
“Pause!” commanded the Sultan, extending his arm wearily.
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