Political fiction; Short stories, American; United States -- Politics and government -- Fiction
The next day it was rumored that Father Hennessey had told his
parishioners that Squire Goddard could not be trusted. Then the storm
broke. The W. C. T. U. held a mass meeting and issued an appeal to
save the boys. That night husbands were put on the rack of domestic
inquisition. They had it pointed out to them that there was a drunkard
in every fifth family--statistics proved it--and parents didn’t want
their boys exposed any longer to such temptations. No one knew where
the statistical lightning was going to strike.
“Suppose you want to intrust the regulation of the rum power to the
Democrats, do you?” sneered the husbands, with ironical grunts, thereby
moving the previous question and closing the debate. Nevertheless,
after that the mayor was kept busy explaining, which is the direst
necessity that can befall a candidate. He encountered Halliday in the
Square one day, and blazed forth:
“You’re gittin’ too smart ’round this town all to onct, young feller.
You know more’n your pap a’ready, an’ if he can’t l’arn ye no respec’
fer yer elders, I will.” He shook a palsied fist at the youth, as he
added, in a tone almost pitiable: “An’ I’ll tell him jest what you
done, too.”
Defeat might have killed the old man, and the campaign was beginning
to tell on him. But when they raised the fund, it was as a hot and
sweetened toddy to warm the cockles of his heart. While he had no
adequate concept of it, and while the manner of its working was a
mystery to him, he did not doubt its efficacy. He felt safe. Also, as
the subject of the only campaign fund Gordon County had ever known,
he felt a supreme importance, which swelled out his chest and filled
him with a ripe content. He even found himself taking the opposition
with some zest, now that it was certain to be non-effective. Three
days more, thought the squire, and it would be all over. He imagined
some sort of civic triumph for himself. He dreamed of a serenade
by the Macochee Silver Cornet Band, in the evening, under the shade
of the pine trees about his home. He dramatized himself as bowing
and smiling on the front porch. He would go out just as he was, in
his shirt-sleeves and slippers, his silver-bowed spectacles on his
nose, and the Cincinnati paper in his hand. It would be thus more
spontaneous, more democratic. Mandy would stand behind him, holding
the lamp high. The front picket fence would be black with people. He
wondered if there would be enough of the campaign fund left to provide
the cake she must offer the band boys, and whether a part of its office
was to meet such contingencies. So the old squire sat in his old chair,
the split bottom of which had been worn shiny years ago, and smoked his
old pipe, with sharp, dry puffs of contentment.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account