Political fiction; Short stories, American; United States -- Politics and government -- Fiction
The ring gasped, and though the captain tried to say something about
business methods, they were all silent for a long time, chewing their
tobacco gravely and thoughtfully, until the squire nervously ventured
to ask:
“But what do you think we’d best spend it fer?”
“Votes,” said Bassett laconically.
“That’s surely what we want,” said Judge Ernest, speaking for the first
time. The old men in the circle wheeled toward the probate judge. They
had not been surprised at what Bassett said, for he never attended
service, and was reputed to be a free-thinker, but Judge Ernest was a
pillar in the church.
“Why, John,” said Major Turner, “you don’t mean to say you’d buy votes?”
“Didn’t say I would, did I?” snapped the old man, wriggling uneasily in
his Delaware chair. “I meant that the money ought to be used so as to
produce votes.”
“Exactly,” assented Bassett.
“And if it don’t do that,” the judge went on, “why we’d ought to give
it back to them as contributed.” The judge offered this solution with a
new hope dawning in his heart, for he had mourned over the ten dollars
he had invested in the fund. A murmur of approval ran around the ring,
and the old squire, fearing the dissolution of the fund, was the only
one in the room whose face did not glow.
“I’ll tell you, boys,” said Joe Bogle, “we might whack her up among the
crowd and everybody do the best they can with their share.”
“That’s what I call a grand su’gestion,” said Judge Ernest, shaking his
head approvingly.
But Bassett shook his head the other way. “No,” he said, “that won’t
do, we want some system in this thing. It ought to be changed into
dollar bills and then given to the central committeemen to use in
their wards election day. Of course we won’t need so much in the strong
Republican wards--we’ll put it out in Lighttown and down in Gooseville
among the niggers, and some of it across the tracks among the boys in
the shops--that’s where it’ll tell.”
But the ring stubbornly opposed the idea of letting that pile of money
go out of its hands. They put only young men on the city committee, and
the honor and importance were enough for them. They would be wanting
office next.
The old squire voiced the protest.
“’Pears to me,” he whined, “that as I’m runnin’, I’d ought to have a
leetle of it fer my own expenses on ’lection day. I’ve been givin’ of
my services to the party now fer nigh on to twenty year, not countin’
my term in the army, and it’s expensive, ’specially with that young
Halliday carryin’ on the way he is--”
“No one never made up a fund for none of us, Hod Goddard,” chorused the
old fellows.
“Yes, and there’s others on the ticket besides you,” interrupted
Bassett. “Let each candidate spend his own money if he wants to. You
hain’t paid your assessment yet, anyhow.”
“But I’m the head o’ the ticket,” stammered the squire, his red face
deepening to purple.
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