Springfield (Ill.) -- Fiction; Springfield (Ill.) -- In literature; Utopias in literature
At length Boone possesses himself enough to speak clearly and with much
economic eloquence, a perfect bore to Avanel and myself. She is trying
to fascinate me by allowing me to hold two of her fingers under the
table. Then suddenly the banquet ends and she goes home with her father,
looking severely at me. And she kisses her father, and whispers in his
ear—no doubt that he made an excellent speech. Boone does not so much as
glance my way and I must wait till another time to talk to him. He has
never been at home when I have called on his daughter.
April 10:—The city hall is apparently less rigid than of old, a
masterpiece of the happy-go-lucky. Mayor Slick Slack Kopensky, “Sims’
Bitters,” is sitting next to me at a coffee house table with Sims and
Kusuko and Cave Man Thomas, all parts of the City Hall machine. Kopensky
looks like the pictures of President William McKinley. While by no means
so large a character, he is, by all reports, much more picturesque in
his political methods. He is even now saying to his coterie and with
intent that those near by may hear if they so desire: “All the
governments above that of the city weigh on the people like a hat of
lead. But the government of our City Hall, as long as I have my way, is
going to be as gay and easy as safety will allow. As long as the Public
School bunch act like a bunch of regulators and hoot-owls, we will beat
them to pulp.”
April 12:—Now I note certain established and accredited loafers, who are
assumed to be part of the landscape. I find that the gang of Kopensky,
Sims, and so forth have not failed to annex every one of such, who can
tell a smutty story to some jolly group of pornographically inclined
gentlemen. Mayo Sims believes in the medicine of laughter to cure the
sickness of a political machine, and with Kopensky’s help has made it
appear on the surface that the issue is between the laughing City Hall
and the militant and irksome University. So I get a public-school map of
the city from the Board of Education offices and hire a taxi and make a
quick still hunt around all the old and new sites. Judging by the
equipment alone, I conclude at once that the public schools of
Springfield have gone on like a line of irresistible battle-tanks. There
is a complete material ladder from the first grade, on through the
awards and honors of The University World’s Fair that sets itself in
rigid competition with the masters of the world. But there are, no
doubt, many qualifications to this outline to be offered by friends and
enemies of the system. It is plain in one taxi ride that the system has
commanded rivers of ungrudged money and I can well believe that outside
the political field the system has had an unbroken and unchallenged
prestige.
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