Springfield (Ill.) -- Fiction; Springfield (Ill.) -- In literature; Utopias in literature
They are never too near the coffee houses and soda fountains and never
too far away. There is nothing on the surface to make one apprehensive
in the halls, except some very daring social dancing. There is often a
motion picture show for part of the evening just off the lounging
hallway and place of promenade. The crowd is not much below the average
of the regular Fifth and Monroe crowd of all kinds of people.
April 20:—I attend this evening, at the invitation of two prospective
art students, a session of the Board of Education. They explain the
session to me, while we sit in the gallery and look down upon the
general tempestuousness.
Boone is not only the presiding officer but has the impression that he
is the whole Board of Education. Despite this they are fond of him on
the board, but row with him till the men cuss before the ladies in
desperate efforts to hold him down, and keep him down, and prevent his
bullying the whole assembly out of existence. He insults everybody
mercilessly and wags his black beard at them till they quail and quake.
It is a joy, a sorrow, an amazement, and a wonder to me to see people
who look so much like the old Prognosticator’s Club, fighting away, and
when I meet them all at the end of the verbal war none of them see me
except as a casual bystander.
April 21:—I have had a jolly evening at Tom Strong’s with my beloved
Rabbi. Boone is our inevitable theme in the end. The Rabbi, as we drink
the black coffee and eat the salt mackerel, confirms my tentative remark
that Boone, as president of the Board of Education, enforces its edicts,
though few of the decrees are those into which from the standpoint of
strategy, or even conviction, he can put his private heart. But, the
Rabbi points out, they are all clubs with which Boone can pound the
Mayor’s majority in the city commission and he backs the board’s edicts,
every one, in _The Boone Ax_, and ever so often forces something through
the council.
Boone is also University Professor, one hour a week, and in his
professorial special pleading, which he excludes from his activities as
chairman of the Board of Education, he presents to the University and
the world a new doctrine of health and economics, called: “Boonism” by
his followers, and “The Complete Healing” in his text book.
The Rabbi expounds: “Boonism denounces metal money for a starter.
Boone’s aversion to it has come through millionaires burying their money
and bringing out coins one at a time. Boone advocates a special system
of paper currency for an economic remedy, and as a means of abolishing
millionaires. So Kusuko allows only metal money to be used in his
places, which regulation Boone, after some contests, has accepted with a
sense of humor, since he likes black coffee and cannot deny it and wants
a jolly place to meet his friends. And meanwhile millionaires, though
forbidden by the constitution to exist, keep on hiding money.”
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