He dashed up to Gluck's office in a hansom and put the conundrum to
him.
'You see, we had no time to distribute the "pie," and we had no more
type of that kind, so we had to reset it smaller,' answered Gluck
glibly.
His eyes were bloodshot; his face was haggard. The door of the private
compartment stood open.
'Your men are not come yet, I suppose,' said Raphael.
'No,' said Gluck. 'They didn't go away till two, poor fellows! Is that
the copy?' he asked as Raphael handed him a couple of slips he had
distractedly scribbled in the cab under the heading of 'Talmudic
Tales.' 'Thank you; it's just about the size. I shall have to set it
myself.'
'But won't we be terribly late?' said poor Raphael.
'We shall be out to-day,' responded Gluck cheerfully. 'We shall be in
time for the Sabbath, and that's the important thing. Don't you see
they're half printed already?' He indicated a huge pile of sheets.
Raphael examined them with beating heart. 'We've only to print 'em on
the other side and the thing's done,' said Gluck.
'Where are your machines?'
'There,' said Gluck, pointing.
'That hand-press!' said Raphael, astonished. 'Do you mean to say you
print them all with your own hand?'
'Why not?' said the dauntless Gluck. 'I shall wrap them up for the
post, too.' And he shut himself up with the last of the 'copy.'
Raphael, having exhausted his interest in the half-paper, fell to
striding about the little shop, when who should come in but Pinchas,
smoking a cigar of the Schlesinger brand!
'Ah, my prince of Rédacteurs,' said Pinchas, darting at Raphael's hand
and kissing it. 'Did I not say you vould produce the finest paper in
the kingdom? But vy have I not my copy by post? You must not listen to
Ebenezer ven he says I must not be on the free list, the blackguard!'
Raphael explained to the incredulous poet that Ebenezer had not said
anything of the kind. Suddenly Pinchas's eye caught sight of the
sheets. He swooped down upon them like a hawk. Then he uttered a
shriek of grief.
'Vere's my poem, my great poesie?'
Raphael looked embarrassed.
'This is only half the paper,' he said evasively.
'Ha, then it vill appear in the other half, _hein_?' he said, with
hope tempered by a terrible suspicion.
'N-n-o,' stammered Raphael timidly.
'No?' shrieked Pinchas.
'You see--the--the fact is, it wouldn't scan. Your Hebrew poetry is
perfect, but English poetry is made rather differently, and I've been
too busy to correct it.'
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