'_Du Shaigatz! Du Pasha Yisroile!_' came from all quarters of the compass. To be called a graceless Gentile and a sinner in Israel is not pleasant to a pious Jew; but all Raphael's minor sensations were swallowed up in a great wonderment. 'We are ruined!' moaned the furniture-dealer who was always failing. 'You have ruined us!' came the chorus from the thick, sensuous lips, and swarthy fists were shaken threateningly. Sugarman's hairy paw was almost against his face. Raphael turned cold, then a rush of red-hot blood flooded his veins. He put out his good right hand, and smote the nearest fist aside. Sugarman blenched and skipped back, and the line of fists wavered. 'Don't be fools, gentlemen,' said De Haan, his keen sense of humour asserting itself. 'Let Mr. Leon sit down.' Raphael, still dazed, took his seat on the editorial chair. 'Now what can I do for you?' he said courteously. The fists drooped at his calm. 'Do for us?' said Schlesinger dryly. 'You've done for the paper. It's not worth twopence.' 'Well, bring it out at a penny at once, then,' laughed Little Sampson, reinforced by the arrival of his editor. Guedalyah the Greengrocer glowered at him. 'I am very sorry, gentlemen, I have not been able to satisfy you,' said Raphael; 'but in a first number one can't do much.' 'Can't they?' said De Haan. 'You've done so much damage to orthodoxy that we don't know whether to go on with the paper.' 'You're joking,' murmured Raphael. 'I wish I was,' laughed De Haan bitterly. 'But you astonish me,' persisted Raphael. 'Would you be so good as to point out where I have gone wrong?' 'With pleasure, or rather with pain,' said De Haan. Each of the committee drew a tattered copy from his pocket, and followed De Haan's demonstration with a murmured accompaniment of lamentation. 'The paper was founded to inculcate the inspection of cheese, the better supervision of the sale of meat, the construction of ladies' baths, and all the principles of true Judaism,' said De Haan gloomily. 'And there's not one word about these things, but a great deal about spirituality and the significance of the ritual. But I will begin at the beginning. Page 1.' 'But that's advertisements,' muttered Raphael. 'The part surest to be read! The very first line of the paper is simply shocking. It reads: '"DEATH. '"On the 29th ult., at 22 Buckley Street, the Rev. Abraham Barnett, in his fifty-fourth----"' 'But death is always shocking. What's wrong about that?' interposed Little Sampson. 'Wrong!' repeated De Haan witheringly. 'Where did you get that from? That was never sent in.' 'No, of course not,' said the sub-editor; 'but we had to have at least one advertisement of that kind, just to show we should be pleased to advertise our readers' deaths. I looked in the daily papers to see if there were any births or marriages with Jewish names, but I couldn't find any, and that was the only Jewish-sounding death I could see.'