His pipe hung listless in his mouth--an extinct volcano. His first fit
of distrust in human nature--nay, even in the purifying powers of
orthodoxy--was racking him. Strangely enough, this wave of scepticism
tossed up the thought of Esther Ansell, and stranger still, on the top
of this thought, in walked Mr. Henry Goldsmith. Raphael jumped up and
welcomed his late host, whose leathery countenance shone with the
polish of a sweet smile. It appeared that the communal pillar had been
passing casually, and thought he'd look Raphael up.
'So you don't pull well together,' he said, when he had elicited an
outline of the situation from the editor.
'No, not altogether,' admitted Raphael.
'Do you think the paper'll live?'
'I can't say,' said Raphael, dropping limply into his chair. 'Even if
it does, I don't know whether it will do much good if run on their
lines; for, although it is of great importance that we get _kosher_
food and baths, I hardly think they go about it in the right spirit. I
may be wrong. They are older men than I, and have seen more of actual
life, and know the class we appeal to better.'
'No, no, you are not wrong,' said Mr. Goldsmith vehemently. 'I am
myself dissatisfied with some of the committee's contributions to this
second number. It is a great opportunity to save English Judaism, but
it is being frittered away.'
'I am afraid it is,' said Raphael, removing his empty pipe from his
mouth, and staring at it blankly.
Mr. Goldsmith brought his fist down sharp on the soft litter that
covered the editorial table.
'It shall not be frittered away!' he cried. 'No, not if I have to buy
the paper!'
Raphael looked up eagerly.
'What do you say?' said Goldsmith. 'Shall I buy it up and let you work
it on your lines?'
'I shall be very glad,' said Raphael, the Messianic look returning to
his face.
'How much will they want for it?'
'Oh, I think they'll be glad to let you take it over. They say it's
not worth twopence, and I'm sure they haven't got the funds to carry
it on,' replied Raphael, rising. 'I'll go down about it at once. The
committee have just been here, and I dare say they are still in
Schlesinger's office.'
'No, no,' said Goldsmith, pushing him down into his seat. 'It will
never do if people know I'm the proprietor.'
'Why not?'
'Oh, lots of reasons. I'm not a man to brag. If I want to do a good
thing for Judaism, there's no reason for all the world to know it.
Then, again, from my position on all sorts of committees, I shall be
able to influence the communal advertisements in a way I couldn't if
people knew I had any connection with the paper. So, too, I shall be
able to recommend it to my wealthy friends (as no doubt it will
deserve to be recommended) without my praise being discounted.'
'Well, but, then, what am I to say to the committee?'
'Can't you say you want to buy it for yourself? They know you can
afford it.'
'But why _shouldn't_ I buy it for myself?'
'Pooh! Haven't you got better use for your money?'
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