The great diamond hoax : $b and other stirring incidents in the life of Asbury HarpendingHarpending, Asbury
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The great diamond hoax : $b and other stirring incidents in the life of Asbury Harpending
Harpending, Asbury
Brannan, Sam, 1819-1889; California -- History; Latter Day Saint churches -- California; Mines and mineral resources -- California
I had been bumping up against this brick wall so often and was so
helpless to carry out my plans without the land in question, that I was
on the very point of paying what was then a price out of all reason
or proportion to existing values, when something happened to change
Mr. Woodworth’s estimates in a way quite novel and picturesque, from a
business standpoint.
The earthquake of 1868 wasn’t much alongside of its successor of 1906,
nevertheless, it was quite a jolt. Some rattletrap buildings collapsed,
many others were cracked from roof to foundation, an immense number of
chimneys were overthrown and a few people killed. The most disquieting
feature was that the earthquake didn’t know when to stop. There was the
first big damaging shock, but after that every ten minutes the earth
gave a jolt quite hard enough to send multitudes scurrying into the
streets. There was not an interval long enough to allow the average man
to gather his wits. After a night of agony and suspense, most people
were weak as kittens and speechless.
I went down town in the morning after the quake from my home on Rincon
Hill. I really was not much disturbed after the first lurch, for I had
read somewhere that the minor tremors succeeding the initial shock
never need be apprehended. One of the first men I met in the business
section was Selim Woodworth. He was carrying a handbag and his face
showed evidence of mental strain. I asked him where he was going.
“Where am I going?” said Woodworth. “What a question to ask! Why, I am
getting out of here before the earth swallows me up. When do you leave?”
I told him I didn’t intend to leave at all, whereat a look of deep
craft came over Woodworth’s face. “Look here, Harpending,” he said,
“how about that Market street lot? Do you still want to buy?”
I laughed as if in scorn. “Who on earth,” I said, “would want to buy
a lot that may be a hole in the ground by night, reaching through to
China. Besides, you have always been so unreasonable that no human
being could deal with you.”
“Well, make me an offer, anyway,” he replied, “you will find me
reasonable enough.”
I pondered for a moment before I answered, “Well, I was thinking of
offering you $150,000,” I said, “but that’s too much. Still, just to
help you out in a neighborly way I might strain a point and give you--”
I never had time to finish the sentence. “Oh, for God’s sake,” yelled
Woodworth, “don’t screw me down at a time like this. Make it $150,000
and we’ll close the bargain here.”
We shook hands on the spot. Together we went to the Bank of California,
where a formal contract for a deed to the property was drawn, and this,
at Mr. Woodworth’s request, was guaranteed by a high official at the
bank. I deposited $150,000 in escrow. In due season the deed was sent
on to Mr. Woodworth in Europe, was returned properly executed and the
famous 50 vara lot passed into my hands.
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