The Great Keinplatz Experiment and Other Tales of Twilight and the UnseenDoyle, Arthur Conan
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The Great Keinplatz Experiment and Other Tales of Twilight and the Unseen
Doyle, Arthur Conan
Fiction; Short stories, English
Now, Madame von Baumgarten, who was looking out of the window and
wondering why her husband was late for dinner, was considerably
astonished to see the young student come stalking down the road. As
already remarked, she had a great antipathy to him, and if ever he
ventured into the house it was on sufferance, and under the protection
of the Professor. Still more astonished was she, therefore, when she
beheld him undo the wicket-gate and stride up the garden path with the
air of one who is master of the situation. She could hardly believe her
eyes, and hastened to the door with all her maternal instincts up in
arms. From the upper windows the fair Elise had also observed this
daring move upon the part of her lover, and her heart beat quick with
mingled pride and consternation.
“Good day, sir,” Madame von Baumgarten remarked to the intruder, as she
stood in gloomy majesty in the open doorway.
“A very fine day indeed, Martha,” returned the other. “Now, don’t stand
there like a statue of Juno, but bustle about and get the dinner ready,
for I am well-nigh starved.”
“Martha! Dinner!” ejaculated the lady, falling back in astonishment.
“Yes, dinner, Martha, dinner!” howled Von Hartmann, who was becoming
irritable. “Is there anything wonderful in that request when a man has
been out all day? I’ll wait in the dining-room. Anything will do.
Schinken, and sausage, and prunes--any little thing that happens to be
about. There you are, standing staring again. Woman, will you or will
you not stir your legs?”
This last address, delivered with a perfect shriek of rage, had the
effect of sending good Madame von Baumgarten flying along the passage
and through the kitchen, where she locked herself up in the scullery and
went into violent hysterics. In the meantime Von Hartmann strode into
the room and threw himself down upon the sofa in the worst of tempers.
“Elise!” he shouted. “Confound the girl! Elise!”
Thus roughly summoned, the young lady came timidly downstairs and into
the presence of her lover. “Dearest!” she cried, throwing her arms round
him, “I know this is all done for my sake. It is a _ruse_ in order to
see me.”
Von Hartmann’s indignation at this fresh attack upon him was so great
that he became speechless for a minute from rage, and could only glare
and shake his fists, while he struggled in her embrace. When he at last
regained his utterance, he indulged in such a bellow of passion that the
young lady dropped back, petrified with fear, into an arm-chair.
“Never have I passed such a day in my life,” Von Hartmann cried,
stamping upon the floor. “My experiment has failed. Von Althaus has
insulted me. Two students have dragged me along the public road. My wife
nearly faints when I ask her for dinner, and my daughter flies at me and
hugs me like a grizzly bear.”
“You are ill, dear,” the young lady cried. “Your mind is wandering. You
have not even kissed me once.”
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