The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant. — John Shaqi
The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.Mayhew, Henry
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The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.
Mayhew, Henry
English wit and humor; Household employees
use as a shield, and I couldn’t help fancying that every moment my gown
would go catching in one of the corners of the table, and that the fury
would seize hold of me by my back hair in a way, that even if I wasn’t
killed by the fright on the spot, would at least turn my head for life.
But, luckily, being a slighter-made woman than Norah, the breath of the
tigress failed her before mine did, and while she stopped to breathe a
bit, I rushed up the kitchen-stairs--shot into the parlour--locking and
bolting the door after me--and threw myself into the easy chair, where I
sat trembling like a blancmange, determined not to leave the room until
Edward came home, when I would certainly tell him all about Norah’s
wicked behaviour to me. And yet after he had told me so often as he had
that he hoped the subject would drop, I declare I was half afraid to
throw myself upon him for protection.
Nor was I mistaken in my man, for directly I said to Mr. Sk--n--st--n,
“I have a disagreeable duty to perform this evening, Edward: the fact
is, Norah--” the wretch cut me short, and cried out, “What! you’re at it
again, eh? Norah! Norah! nothing but Norah? Why the deuce can’t you
leave the poor woman alone for a minute.” And so saying, the aggravating
monster turned on his heel and went and dined out again.
This had such an effect upon me, that I felt I couldn’t touch a morsel
of the dinner, (although it was a rabbit smothered in onions, which I’m
very partial to;) so I sat in my chair, sobbing away, until Norah came
into the room to know whether she should bring the rabbit up. Yes; there
the minx was, as calm and cool as if nothing at all had happened; for,
to do the woman justice, her rage never lasted long,--when once it was
over, why she had done with it--and I really believe that she couldn’t
help it, after all. When the stony-hearted tigress saw me crying, she
came up to me, and laying her hand on my back in the most familiar and
feeling manner, said, in her usual impudent way, “Come, darlin’! don’t
be afther frettin’ the eyes out of your head now! Sure an’ isn’t it
mysilf that’s given you my pardin long ago if that’s what you’re
wantin’.”
I merely begged of her to leave the room, adding, that I was surprised
that she should think of coming up to me.
“Well, may be,” she replied, with all the coolness imaginable, “it does,
no doubt, seem mighty kind of me to do the likes, after all ye said and
did to me, too,--puttin’ my blood up, and well nigh makin’ me murther
ye, as ye did. Ah, it was too bad of ye--so it was! But you’re sorry for
it, I see, and Norah isn’t the girl to bear malice, sure.”
The woman’s impudence really took me so aback, that all I could do was
to echo her own words and exclaim, in astonishment, “I’m--sorry--for
it!”
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