The other member of the trio was a breathtakingly beautiful violet
blonde whose dress consisted of an endless spiral of fine silver wire
over a white satin sheath. She was sitting on a table, watching the
others with a cold smile. Mr. Billig was pacing steadily as if engaged
in some kind of road-work, while Moe Brimstine was hovering behind him
like an anxious trainer.
But to Phil the one overwhelming fact was that they weren't paying any
attention to him at all. Apparently his crashing with the aquarium
into the room hadn't been of enough importance to rate a glance--or if
there had been a glance, it had been a mighty short one. Besides being
utterly mystified and quite frightened, Phil felt a bit piqued.
"I don't think you should take that attitude toward Dora, Mr. Billig,"
Moe Brimstine was saying. "She's a very clever girl; just how clever
even you might enjoy finding out. Isn't that right, Dora?"
"I am infinitely skilled in giving pleasure to men, women and
children," Dora said with a yawn. "Among other things I have memorized
all the important pornographic books written since the dawn of history."
"Pfui and trash! Brimstine, you still don't seem to realize just how
serious this is. I guess I should tell you that, according to my latest
information, the government is all set to indict not only three of
our governors and a half hundred of our mayors, but also four of our
national senators and a dozen of our representatives."
This news did seem to take Moe Brimstine aback. "But that's the whole
lot," he said softly.
"Not quite, but almost," Billig snapped.
"It would mean the absolute finish of Fun Incorporated."
"And what have I been saying to you?" Billig demanded.
Phil sat up a bit morosely and settled his chin on the back of his
right hand to watch them. This maneuver attracted no attention
whatsoever. He gave up trying to figure it out.
Moe Brimstine had recovered his spirits with a happy shrug. "Anyhow,
you've got the green cat, so you're safe."
"Have I got it?" Billig demanded, stopping his pacing. "How well have
you got that cat locked up, Brimstine?"
"Look, Mr. Billig, I got it in a copper cage where nobody can get at it
and it can't get at nobody, even electronically. Besides, it's still
stunned. You can't ask for more than that, can you?"
"Maybe not," Billig allowed grudgingly. "But then I come back to my
other point: How can we be sure the government needs the cat so badly
they'll be willing to quash all those indictments in exchange for it?"
"Now, don't worry about that, Mr. Billig. That's one thing we can be
sure of. We've known for at least a month that finding that cat has
been the absolute top priority, top secret job of the FBL, the FBI and
the special secret service."
"But why should it be?" Billig was pacing again. "Just a funny colored
animal. It doesn't make sense."
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