The Hand-Made Gentleman: A Tale of the Battles of PeaceBacheller, Irving
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The Hand-Made Gentleman: A Tale of the Battles of Peace
Bacheller, Irving
United States -- History -- 19th century -- Fiction
We got out on a pebble beach. There were grassy shores, close-cropped
by cattle, near us, and a hard-wood grove. The Pearl began to put up his
tent, while we gathered a bit of wood for a fire, and spread our supper
on a big napkin. When we had eaten, Mr. Pearl removed his coat and vest
from a carpet-bag. He spread the coat over his shoulders, but hung the
vest on a stick, which he had driven into the ground beside him. He had
turned it inside out, so that two medals, pinned to its lining, could be
seen in the firelight. “What are they?” Mr. McCarthy asked. “Medals of
honor.” The Pearl spoke carelessly as he was filling his pipe.
“Medals of honor!” exclaimed Mr. McCarthy. “How did you get 'em?”
“Won 'em in the Mexican War.”
“Why don't you wear 'em on the outside of your jacket?” Air. McCarthy
inquired.
“I rise to a point of order,” said the Pearl, as he got to his feet. “If
I had a thousand dollars, would I wear it on the outside o' my pocket?
Or if I was Mr. McCarthy, would I have to tell people that I was a
gentleman?” The Pearl gathered power like a locomotive when he got to
going. His words conveyed a message of special value to Mr. McCarthy.
“Never want to show your cards more than is necessary before you play
'em,” the Pearl continued. “I could have used those medals to get a job
many a time when I wouldn't, any more than you'd let a girl marry
you out o' pity. There have been years when I wa'n't as good as the
medals--there's the truth of it. Every night when I go to bed I hang
that vest on a chair, wrong side out, an' take a look at 'em, an' try to
make myself as good as they are.”
“Tell me how you won them?” Mr. McCarthy urged.
“That isn't in the order o' exercises,” the Pearl went on. “The chair
begs to advise the gentleman from Hermon Center that if he, the said
gentleman, ever succeeds in doing a big thing, the sooner _he_ forgets
it the longer it will be remembered. If a man makes his history it's all
that can be expected o' him. Somebody else ought to do the tellin', if
it has to be told.”
“That's sound,” said Mr. McCarthy, “and I'm going to put it down in my
note-book.”
“I'm goin' to forget it,” said the Pearl, as he began to prepare for
bed.
We were up at sunrise in the morning. Late that day we landed, and Pearl
took the canoe on his back and we put across country. A walk of six
miles brought us to our own river, and we saved thereby a day of water
travel. The sun was low when we wet our canoe again.
“The committee on refreshments will please report,” said Mr. Pearl, when
he had put down his load.
Mr. McCarthy reported by laying out three pieces of cheese, half a dozen
crackers, and a bit of dried beef.
The Pearl called “Mr. Barker,” and when the animal stood up before him,
said: “The chair respectfully suggests that without food it will
soon have no leg to stand on. You should cultivate the virtue of
thoughtfulness. Do not wait to be told, Mr. Barker, but always consider
what is to be done, and do it.”
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