The Hand-Made Gentleman: A Tale of the Battles of PeaceBacheller, Irving
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The Hand-Made Gentleman: A Tale of the Battles of Peace
Bacheller, Irving
United States -- History -- 19th century -- Fiction
The shop of B. Crocket & Son, whither I was bound, stood on a narrow
byway bordered with small wooden buildings. The shop itself had a little
door-yard where headstones and monuments stood among blocks of marble.
Inside were benches on which the stone was being trimmed, lettered,
and polished. There everything was white with marble-dust. Mr. B.
Crocket--called “Judge Crocket” by all who knew him, and so called
because, in his own way, he pronounced judgment on those who lived and
died about him--stood over a headstone cutting an epitaph. A number
of men past middle age sat around a small table in one corner playing
old sledge. They looked up at me as I entered. A man and a red-headed
boy, the latter of about my age, were polishing a block of granite
near the far end of the shop. I approached the Judge and bade him
good-morning. He looked down out of gray eyes colder than the marble on
which he leaned. His pale, wizened face was itself a wonderful bit of
sculpture.
“Are you the young Heron?” he asked.
The men who were playing cards began to laugh, and I was a bit stung by
it, having a strong sense of dignity.
“I am Mr. Heron,” was my answer.
“Huh!” my new employer grunted. “Take off your mister and your coat and
vest and put on a pair of overalls.”
The men laughed loudly, in spite of the fact that I had been to Buffalo.
I felt inclined to resent his words, but held my tongue and did as he
bade me, for I had brought some overalls in my satchel.
He went on with his work, and said, presently, that his son would tell
me what to do. The latter did not give me a mallet and chisel, as I
had hoped, but set me polishing with the redheaded boy of my own
age, familiarly known as “Swipes.” I had been reading the life of
Michelangelo, which my mother had bought for me, and dreaming of high
achievements. It had come to nothing but sweating over a hand-lathe and
slopping in dirty water.
Two of those who played at the table were old soldiers, the third a
business man, the fourth a retired farmer. One, with an empty sleeve,
entered presently and sat on a half-finished monument that lay
near them, as if accepting the invitation cut in its polished face,
“Requiescat in pace.” He begged a chew of tobacco, and began to talk,
telling how he got tobacco hunger in a battle and searched for it in the
pockets of the dead. The other soldiers took the cue and told of many
a like adventure as they played their game. The retired farmer was not
unlike them, for he, too, had begun his long rest. He of the one arm
passed a bottle as the game ended. Then all seemed to pry themselves out
of their chairs with levers of necessity.
“I've got to go,” said one, as he yawned.
“So've I,” said another.
“Here goes,” said number three. All rose, save one, and tried their
creaking joints.
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