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"How about the Americans?" said Titania. "Haven't they written
anything about the war that's worth while?"
"Here's one that I found a lot of meat in, streaked with philosophical
gristle," said Roger, relighting his pipe. He pulled out a copy of
Professor Latimer's Progress. "There was one passage that I remember
marking--let's see now, what was it?--Yes, here!
"It is true that, if you made a poll of newspaper editors, you might
find a great many who think that war is evil. But if you were to take
a census among pastors of fashionable metropolitan churches--"
"That's a bullseye hit! The church has done for itself with most
thinking men. . . . There's another good passage in Professor Latimer,
where he points out the philosophical value of dishwashing. Some of
Latimer's talk is so much in common with my ideas that I've been rather
hoping he'd drop in here some day. I'd like to meet him. As for
American poets, get wise to Edwin Robinson----"
There is no knowing how long the bookseller's monologue might have
continued, but at this moment Helen appeared from the kitchen.
"Good gracious, Roger!" she exclaimed, "I've heard your voice piping
away for I don't know how long. What are you doing, giving the poor
child a Chautauqua lecture? You must want to frighten her out of the
book business."
Roger looked a little sheepish. "My dear," he said, "I was only laying
down a few of the principles underlying the art of bookselling----"
"It was very interesting, honestly it was," said Titania brightly.
Mrs. Mifflin, in a blue check apron and with plump arms floury to the
elbow, gave her a wink--or as near a wink as a woman ever achieves (ask
the man who owns one).
"Whenever Mr. Mifflin feels very low in his mind about the business,"
she said, "he falls back on those highly idealized sentiments. He
knows that next to being a parson, he's got into the worst line there
is, and he tries bravely to conceal it from himself."
"I think it's too bad to give me away before Miss Titania," said Roger,
smiling, so Titania saw this was merely a family joke.
"Really truly," she protested, "I'm having a lovely time. I've been
learning all about Professor Latimer who wrote The Handle of Europe,
and all sorts of things. I've been afraid every minute that some
customer would come in and interrupt us."
"No fear of that," said Helen. "They're scarce in the early morning."
She went back to her kitchen.
"Well, Miss Titania," resumed Roger. "You see what I'm driving at. I
want to give people an entirely new idea about bookshops. The grain of
glory that I hope will cure both my fever and my lethargicness is my
conception of the bookstore as a power-house, a radiating place for
truth and beauty. I insist books are not absolutely dead things: they
are as lively as those fabulous dragons' teeth, and being sown up and
down, may chance to spring up armed men. How about Bernhardi? Some of
my Corn Cob friends tell me books are just merchandise. Pshaw!"
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