“Yes; a fine prescription they are!” said the druggist. “Did you ever
read the Anti-kamnia booklet? For whole-souled, able-bodied,
fore-and-aft, up-and-down stairs professional lying, it has got most of
the patent medicines relegated to the infant class. Harmless, they say!
I’ve seen a woman take two of those things and hardly get out of the
door before they got in their fine work on her heart and over she went
like a shot rabbit.”
“Not dead!”
“No; but it was touch and go with her.”
“What’s in that; opium, too?” asked Mr. Clyde.
“No; a coal-tar chemical which puts a clamp on the heart action. One or
another of the coal-tar drugs is in all the headache powders. There’s a
long list of deaths from them, not to mention cases of drug-habit.”
“Habit?” cried Mrs. Clyde. “Do you mean I’m in danger of not being able
to get along without the tablets?”
“If you take them steadily you certainly are. If you take them
occasionally, you’re only in danger of dropping dead one of these
days.”
Mr. Clyde’s chin abruptly assumed a prominence which he seldom
permitted it. “Well, that settles _that_,” he observed; and it was
entirely unnecessary for any one present to ask any amplification of
the remark. Mrs. Clyde looked at her mother for sympathy—and didn’t get
any.
“Whenever I see a woman come into the shop,” continued the druggist,
“with a whitey-blue complexion and little gray’ flabby wrinkles under
her eyes, I know without asking what _she_ wants. She’s a
headache-powder fiend.”
“That queer look they have is from deterioration of the blood,” said
Dr. Strong. “The acetanilid or acetphenetidin or whatever the coal-tar
derivative may be, seems to kill the red corpuscles. In extreme cases
of this I’ve seen blood the color of muddy water.”
“It certainly makes a fright of a woman. ‘Orangeine’ gets a lot of ‘em.
You’ ve seen its advertisements in the street-cars. The owner of
Orangeine, a Chicago man, got the habit himself: used fairly to live on
the stuff, until pop! went his heart. He’s a living, or, rather a dead
illustration of what his own dope will do.”
“But what are you to do for a splitting headache?” queried Mrs. Clyde,
turning to Dr. Strong.
“I don’t know, unless I know what causes it,” said Dr. Strong.
“Headache isn’t a disease. It’s a symptom, a danger signal. It’s the
body’s way of crying for help. Drugs don’t cure a headache. They simply
interrupt it.”
“What with the headache-powders breeding the drug habit, and the
consumption cures and cough medicines making dope fiends, and the malt
whiskey cures and Perunas furnishing quiet joy to the temperance trade,
I sometimes wonder what we’re coming to,” remarked Mr. Gormley.
Mr. Clyde rubbed his chin thoughtfully. “But poor people who can’t
afford a doctor have no recourse but to patent medicines,” said he.
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