The History and Remarkable Life of the Truly Honourable Colonel Jacque, Commonly Called Colonel JackDefoe, Daniel
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The History and Remarkable Life of the Truly Honourable Colonel Jacque, Commonly Called Colonel Jack
Defoe, Daniel
Adventure stories, English; England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction; Picaresque fiction
Yet I had something in me, by what secret influence I knew not, kept me
from the other degrees of raking and vice, and, in short, from the
general wickedness of the rest of my companions. For example, I never
used any ill words, nobody ever heard me swear, nor was I given to
drink, or to love strong drink; and I cannot omit a circumstance that
very much served to prevent it. I had a strange original notion, as I
have mentioned in its place, of my being a gentleman; and several
things had casually happened in my way to increase this fancy of mine.
It happened one day, that being in the Glass-house Yard, between
Rosemary Lane and Ratcliff Highway, there came a man dressed very well,
and with a coach attending him, and he came (as I suppose) to buy
glass-bottles, or some other goods, as they sold; and in bargaining for
his goods, he swore most horrid oaths at every two or three words. At
length the master of the glass-house, an ancient, grave gentleman, took
the liberty to reprove him, which at first made him swear the worse.
After a while the gentleman was a little calmer, but still he swore
very much, though not so bad as at first. After some time the master of
the glass-house turned from him—“Really, sir,” says the good old
gentleman, “you swear so, and take God’s name in vain so, that I cannot
bear to stay with you. I would rather you would let my goods alone and
go somewhere else. I hope you won’t take it ill, but I don’t desire to
deal with anybody that does so. I am afraid my glass-house should fall
on your head while you stay in it.”
The gentleman grew good-humoured at the reproof, and said, “Well, come,
don’t go away; I won’t swear any more,” says he, “if I can help it; for
I own,” says he, “I should not do it.”
With that the old gentleman looked up at him, and, returning, “Really,
sir,” says he, “’tis pity you, that seem to be a fine gentleman,
well-bred and good-humoured, should accustom yourself to such a hateful
practice. Why, ’tis not like a gentleman to swear; ’tis enough for my
black wretches that work there at the furnace, or for these ragged,
naked, blackguard boys,” pointing at me, and some others of the dirty
crew that lay in the ashes. “’Tis bad enough for them,” says he, “and
they ought to be corrected for it, too; but for a man of breeding,
sir,” says he, “a gentleman, it ought to be looked upon as below them.
Gentlemen know better, and are taught better, and it is plain you know
better. I beseech you, sir, when you are tempted to swear, always ask
yourself, ‘Is this like a gentleman? Does this become me as a
gentleman?’ Do but ask yourself that question, and your reason will
prevail—you will soon leave it off.”
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