On the bluff, near the old fort, and afterwards at Manville Hollow, for
many years, there lived an individual whose peculiarities were so
strongly marked as to demand a notice in this work.--His name was John
Myers, but more familiarly known, among the early settlers, as the
"stallion painter." He was a fair specimen of the frontier man--a type
of which is attempted to be described in this chapter. In fact, he
served as a model for that description. But justice was not done to his
moral qualities. His rough garb and uncouth manners concealed a noble
and true heart. He was brave, impulsive and generous, and scorned and
loathed subterfuge, evasion, and chicanery as only a noble and true
heart can. He liked whisky, as all frontier men do, but he seldom lost
his bodily or mental equilibrium.--He was never in a condition when all
his native coolness and resources would not have been at command in an
instant, had he been assailed by any of his old familiar foes, whether
man or beast. He was never quarrelsome, even in his cups, but the
wronged or weaker party in any conflict, was sure to find in him a
champion as chivalrous as ever raised a shield or poised a lance. His
exhilaration was generally manifested in yells, such as no human throat
ever uttered before. The most ambitious steam whistle might have been
envious of his screams. These he called his blessings. He sometimes
indulged in songs. Such unearthly notes were never heard out of
Pandemonium.
He would have made the fortune of Spalding & Rogers by singing an
accompaniment to the calliope. Many of the present citizens of Peru will
recollect his vocal performances as he pursued his way homewards across
the bottom above the town. On the occasion of the first opening of a
court at Ottawa, he went up to witness that novel performance. Having
imbibed a few draughts of whisky, and being rather unfamiliar with the
etiquette and decorum of courts, he indulged in exercises not very
gratifying to judicial dignity or favorable to the progress of
business.--Being frequently reprimanded he became somewhat incensed,
whereupon he gave vent to his indignation in one of the most remarkable
efforts of the lungs that ever electrified a court of Justice. Judges,
lawyers and spectators recoiled in dismay, and it is believed that the
pins and tenons which confined the roof were seriously strained.
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