Why haven't you written to ask me why I didn't write? You know
perfectly well that I am in love with you, and yet you express no
surprise that I do not pour out my soul on paper. Well, you must
know that as soon as I reached home, and had set the family pendulum
swinging again, I trotted out and bought a ream of foolscap on which
to write my book. Mamma always buys hers by the quire. Of course I
intended to write to you before I began my stupendous undertaking.
But when I just ran up to the nursery to see that all was right
there, I found all wrong. Pug was lying in his nurse's arms as red as
a lobster, and of course I knew he had scarlet fever, and that Trot
would have it, and that they both would die. Also, of course, I let
them die, and began my book. You know I haven't any heart, only a
large hole where one may grow, in time. Well, the two creatures were
the sickest creatures I ever knew to get well, but I consoled myself
with the fact that I had their portraits anyhow. Harry and I got a
trick of sitting up nights with these twain small people, and he says
I worked like a tiger over them; but then, he exaggerates awfully.
They were not at all tired of this world, and were determined to stay
in it; so here I am tied hand and foot to my nursery; and as to my
book, there is nothing to show for it but that ream of paper; and that
does look like business. I forgot to say that I upset a tea-pot of tea
on my hand the first thing I did when I saw Pug looking so dreadfully
ill, and that this is the first time I have held a pen in it since I
came home. Some other pleasant little items occurred; my cook had a
felon, and was nearly wild with the pain, and my laundress went and
got married in a tangent. And now, Mag, I've one thing to add, and it
is this: I would rather have forty wild Indians, a rattlesnake, and a
hyena, enter my nursery than scarlet fever.
Still, I'm going to write that book! and am Your devoted admirer, ONEY.
"Strange that I had not noticed not hearing from the child," said Mrs.
Grey. "But there are so many of them all that they drive each other out
of my poor, forgetful old head. It will be a wonder if Georgy and Trot
pull safely through. And how poor Laura's hand must have pained her! I
must write, immediately, and warn her of the dangers of convalescence
in this dreadful disease."
"Do you think she is really going to write a book?"
"I do not doubt that she will begin half a dozen, but whether she will
ever finish one is another question."
"What a droll subject she had!"
"Yes; but I am not sure that she or anybody else can manage it. One
might get fun out of it, though."
They both began now to answer Laura's letter; Mrs. Grey giving any
amount of counsel about the children; Margaret, throwing care to the
winds, and entering, with zest, into the pleasure, so new to her, of
having friends to whom to write.
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