The House: An Episode in the Lives of Reuben Baker, Astronomer, and of His Wife, AliceField, Eugene
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The House: An Episode in the Lives of Reuben Baker, Astronomer, and of His Wife, Alice
Field, Eugene
Home ownership -- Fiction; Humorous stories
From this small, casual beginning followed that train of explanation
and argument upon Mr. Smith's part which led to Alice's taking out a
life policy in the Indiana company. Mr. Smith is a man of broad and
deep human sympathies. Had he not happened upon that newspaper item,
had his heart not gone out in passionate sympathy toward the bereaved
Bolivar Bowers and his little ones, had he not wandered in an
irresponsible paroxysm of grief in the direction of my house that
evening, and had he not confided his sorrow to me--why, then we should
not have known of the greatest of human benefactors, and Alice would
not now be safe (so to speak) in the bosom of the International Mutual
Tontine Life Insurance Company of Paw Paw.
I do not regard these things as accidental; they are special
providences.
XVIII
I STATE MY VIEWS ON TAXATION
Of the many friends who hastened to congratulate us when they heard
that we had acquired a home, none was more delighted than Gamlin
Harland. I take it for granted that you have read Mr. Harland's
numerous books, and that you know all about Mr. Harland himself. Not
to know of him is to argue one's self unknown.
My first meeting with Mr. Harland was at a single-tax convention six
years ago; he was a delegate to that convention from Wisconsin, and I
was a delegate from Illinois. I was a delegate because the manager of
the party, who lives in New York, could n't find anybody else to serve
as the delegate from the congressional district in which I lived. I
thought that rather than have that district unrepresented I ought to
serve, and so I did. The acquaintance I then made with Gamlin Harland
soon ripened into friendship, and this intimacy has lasted ever since.
Mr. Harland insists that I am a single-tax man, and it may be that I am
in theory, although I certainly am not in practice; for I never have
paid any tax of any kind, be it single or double.
As soon as he heard of our purchase Mr. Harland came out to inspect the
premises, and of course he was delighted.
"This will make a new man of you," said he to me. "It will take your
mind off your impracticable star-gazing and moonshining, and divert
your attention into the channels of realism. These premises are so
spacious as to admit of your engaging to a considerable extent in
agriculture; you can now lay aside the telescope and the spectrum for
the spade and the hoe; the field of speculation can be abandoned for
this noble acre which I hope soon to see smiling into an abundant
harvest."
"Yes," said I, "it is my purpose to engage largely in the cultivation
of flowers."
"Pshaw!" cried Mr. Harland, "there you go again! Don't you know that
flowers are wholly worthless except in so far as they pander to the
gratification of a sensuous appetite? It would be a crime to surrender
these opportunities to ignoble uses. You must raise vegetables here,
or perhaps some of the small fruits would thrive better in this rich
sandy soil."
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