The House: An Episode in the Lives of Reuben Baker, Astronomer, and of His Wife, AliceField, Eugene
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The House: An Episode in the Lives of Reuben Baker, Astronomer, and of His Wife, Alice
Field, Eugene
Home ownership -- Fiction; Humorous stories
Investigation satisfied Mr. Harland that blackberries were _the_
particular kind of small fruit to which the soil seemed adapted. I was
not surprised at this, for I knew that the blackberry was a favorite
with Mr. Harland--in fact, Mr. Harland is the only author I know of who
has written a novel whose plot hinges (so to speak) upon a blackberry.
So passionately fond of this fruit is he that he devotes a part of the
year to cultivating blackberries on his Wisconsin farm. There are
invidious persons who intimate that his only reason for cultivating the
blackberry is to be found in the fact that nothing else will grow on
his farm, and presumably you have heard the epigram which the
romanticists have perpetrated at Mr. Harland's expense, and which
represents that ambitious and aggressive gentleman as raising
blackberries in summer and ---- in winter.
After getting me thoroughly inoculated with the blackberry idea, and
having duly impressed me with his theory that true manhood consisted of
making one's self unspeakably miserable and sweaty with a shovel and a
hoe, Mr. Harland broached his favorite topic, and ventured the
assertion that now that I was the possessor of taxable property I would
become as rabid a single-tax advocate as Henry George himself. I
answered that I already advocated a single-tax system, for the reason
that if we could only once get a single-tax system in vogue we should
then be but one remove from no taxation at all, and would have less
difficulty in securing that desirable end ultimately.
The truth of the matter is, I object to taxation only in so far as it
affects me. I have no objection to other folk being taxed, but I do
not fancy being taxed myself. I agree with Brother Harland that there
is palpable injustice in making an industrious and public-spirited man
pay for the so-called privilege of building himself a home; he pays the
carpenters and masons and painters for making that home, and he is then
expected to pay the city and the State for having invested his hard
earnings in a permanent enterprise which gives employment to the
laborer, which beautifies the neighborhood, and which enhances the
value of the adjacent property. The object of taxation (as Mr. Harland
asserts and as I believe) is to enrich the office-holding class, a
class of loose morality, utterly heartless and utterly conscienceless,
and I agree with Mr. Harland in the opinion that the time is not far
distant when the honest people of this country will arise as one man
and subvert the corrupt hand of politics which is now grinding us under
the iron heel of oppression.
It is seldom that I give expression to my views upon this subject, for
the reason that I fear they may be misinterpreted. I have always had
an apprehension that I would be mistaken for an anarchist, which I am
not; I am an advocate of peace and of the laws; I do not believe in
violence of any kind.
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