The House: An Episode in the Lives of Reuben Baker, Astronomer, and of His Wife, AliceField, Eugene
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The House: An Episode in the Lives of Reuben Baker, Astronomer, and of His Wife, Alice
Field, Eugene
Home ownership -- Fiction; Humorous stories
When I discovered one morning that my young sunflowers and my tomato
vines had been cut down during the night by some lawless depredator I
was mightily incensed. I had not supposed that there was anybody so
mean as to commit such a wanton destruction. The value of the property
destroyed was not large; I had paid but five cents apiece for the
twenty tomato vines, and the young sunflowers were a present from Fadda
Pierce. The intrinsic value of these things was so small as to cut no
figure in my mind, but having watched the graceful creatures wax large
and comely from mere sprouts it was quite natural that I should have a
strong sentimental attachment for them. For the fruit of the tomato
vine I care nothing, but I had with much satisfaction pictured the
enjoyment which Alice and the children would derive from the luscious
tomatoes which I flattered myself were to ripen upon our own vines
under the genial August sun.
Moreover, I had already made up a list of the names of city friends to
whom I intended to send handsome specimens of these first fruits of my
experiments in farming; the Reillys, the Lynches, the Chapins, the
Maxwells, the Scotts, the Fayes, the Deweys, the Morrises, the
Millards, the Larneds, the Fletchers, the Ways--these and other
fortunate cronies were to be made recipients of my bounty in case the
fruit held out. I will say nothing of the pleasing future I depicted
for the sunflowers; the sunflower is a particular favorite of mine,
presumably because it is one of the very few flowers I am capable of
identifying.
My impulse, when beholding the tomato vines and sunflowers cut down in
the innocence of youth, was to determine not to pursue gardening
further. To this mood succeeded a fit of anger, and I was so outraged
by the destruction I beheld that I would cheerfully have given any sum
of money I could have borrowed of my neighbors for information leading
to the apprehension of the perpetrator of this brutal wrong.
As it was, I wrote out an offer of five dollars reward upon a sheet of
letter paper and nailed it with four large wire nails to a maple tree
in front of the place, where all passers-by could see and read it.
Later in the day I went to tell Fadda Pierce of the trouble which had
befallen me, and he consoled me with the assurance that the work of
destruction had been wrought--not by a human being, as I had surmised,
but by cutworms, a kind of reptile that plies its nefarious trade
between two days for no other apparent purpose than that of making
gentlemen farmers like myself miserable.
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