Is drumming, now, an inborn talent, or was it early developed in
me? Enough--it lies in my limbs, in my hands, in my feet, and
often manifests itself involuntarily. I once sat at Berlin in the
lecture-room of the Privy Councillor Schmaltz, a man who had saved the
State by his book on the _Red and Black Coat Danger_. You remember,
perhaps, Madam, out of Pausanias, that by the braying of an ass
an equally dangerous plot was once discovered; and you also know
from Livy, or from Becker’s _History of the World_, that geese once
saved the capital; and you must certainly know from Sallust that a
loquacious _putain_, the Lady Livia, brought the terrible conspiracy of
Cataline to light. But to return to the mutton aforesaid. I listened
to international law in the lecture-room of the Herr Privy Councillor
Schmaltz, and it was a sleepy summer afternoon, and I sat on the bench
and heard less and less--my head had gone to sleep, when all at once I
was wakened by the noise of my own feet, which had stayed awake, and
had probably observed that the exact opposite of international law and
constitutional tendencies was being preached; and my feet, which, with
the little eyes of their corns, had seen more of how things go in the
world than the Privy Councillor with his Juno eyes--these poor dumb
feet, incapable of expressing their immeasurable meaning by words,
strove to make themselves intelligible by drumming, and they drummed so
loudly that I thereby nearly came to grief.
Cursed, unreflecting feet! They once played me a similar trick, when I
on a time, in Göttingen, sponged without subscribing on the lectures
of Professor Saalfeld; and as, with an angular activity, he jumped
about here and there in his pulpit, and heated himself in order to
curse the Emperor Napoleon in regular set style,--no, my poor feet, I
cannot blame you for drumming then; indeed, I would not have blamed you
if in your dumb _naïveté_ you had expressed yourselves by still more
energetic movements. How could I, the scholar of Le Grand, hear the
Emperor cursed? The Emperor, the Emperor, the great Emperor!
The Emperor is dead. On a waste island in the Atlantic Ocean is his
grave; and he for whom the world was too narrow lies quietly under a
little hillock, where five weeping willows hang their green heads,
and a little brook, murmuring sorrowfully, ripples by. There is no
inscription on his tomb; but Clio, with a just pen, has written thereon
invisible words, which will resound, like spirit tones, through
thousands of years.
Britannia! the sea is thine. But the sea has not water enough to wash
away the shame with which the death of that mighty one has covered
thee. Not thy windy Sir Hudson--no, thou thyself wert the Sicilian
bravo with whom perjured kings bargained that they might revenge on the
man of the people what he had once inflicted on one of themselves. And
he was thy guest, and had seated himself by thy hearth.
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