Well, this Mr. Sinclair was an awful nice fellow. We hit it off pretty
good. We kinder consoled each other, on account of being so far from
home, and trying to eke out an existence from these shrewd New Yorkers.
He took a fatherly interest in me, and asked, “Now, Will, you are
working here but what are you doing with your money?” So I told him
just what I was doing with it, that the last three months’ wages had
gone to paying a Doctor and a Nurse, for assisting us in accumulating
another Baby, and that the three months previous to that my wages had
gone to making the first payment on a second hand Overland car, and
that the year still previous to that I had bought a Baby Buggy and a
Victrola.
Well, he seemed mighty pleased that I was putting my money into such
staple commodities. So I asked him what he was doing with his. He said,
“I struck Oil, but Oil is no good unless its Capitalized.”
Well, that was news to me. I thought you could just sell the Oil
itself. But I learned that you can get twice as much for the Capital as
you can for the Oil.
So then he asked me the names of my Private Herd. I told him I had gone
to a great deal of trouble and thought in naming them and after months
of research among pretty and odd names of Novels and Poems, I had
decided to name the Children, Bill, Mary and Jim.
Well, he had never heard of anything more original. The names I thought
struck him very odd, as he wrote all three of them down on the back of
an Envelope. So I left the Table as I didn’t want to be there when the
Waiter presented his check. For I had seen several Casualties from this
same cause.
I never thought much more about it. I went home and told my Wife about
meeting him, and what do you think happened! In a couple of days here
comes three official letters addressed to Bill, Mary and Jim, and they
had enclosed a Share each of Sinclair Oil Stock _free_. Well we thought
that was a mighty fine thing for him to do to be so thoughtful of our
little Tribe. I accepted it in as good faith as McAdoo did his Fee.
I don’t know if the Senate investigating Committee will get around
to them soon or not. Of course they will have to get through before
Election for the whole thing will be a total loss after election. All
I have to say is that the Children were Private Citizens and did not
promise to use any influence in any way. Of course, I, as the Father
and Guardian of the Children, will be apt to come in for considerable
criticism, and I may go so far as to lose any chance I may have as
being named as a Presidential possibility.
Now I hate this for the Children’s sake that all this must come out
for it is liable to put a stigma on their names that they will be two
Campaigns living down. One thing, of course, will be in their favor
when it all does come out and that is that it was sent openly through
the mails. It was not delivered in a Suit Case.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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