The Illustrious PrinceOppenheim, E. Phillips (Edward Phillips)
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The Illustrious Prince
Oppenheim, E. Phillips (Edward Phillips)
Detective and mystery stories; Princes -- Fiction
“Really, I was not so much bored as I had feared,” the Duchess remarked
composedly. “That Stretton-Wynne woman generally gets on my nerves, but
her nephew seemed to have a restraining effect upon her. She didn’t tell
me more than once about her husband’s bad luck in not getting Canada,
and she never even mentioned her girls. But I do think, Penelope,” she
continued, “that I shall have to talk to you a little seriously. There’s
the best-looking and richest young bachelor in London dying to marry
you, and you won’t have a word to say to him. On the other hand, after
starting by disliking him heartily, you are making yourself almost
conspicuous with this fascinating young Oriental. I admit that he
is delightful, my dear Penelope, but I think you should ask yourself
whether it is quite worth while. Prince Maiyo may take home with him
many Western treasures, but I do not think that he will take home a
wife.”
“If you say another word to me, aunt,” Penelope exclaimed, “I shall
shriek!”
The Duchess, being a woman of tact, laughed the subject away and
pretended not to notice Penelope’s real distress. But when they
had reached Devenham House, she went to the telephone and called up
Somerfield.
“Charlie,” she said,--
“Right o’!” he interrupted. “Who is it?”
“Be careful what you are saying,” she continued, “because it isn’t any
one who wants you to take them out to supper.”
“I only wish you did,” he answered. “It’s the Duchess, isn’t it?”
“The worst of having a distinctive voice,” she sighed. “Listen. I want
to speak to you.”
“I am listening hard,” Somerfield answered. “Hold the instrument a
little further away from you,--that’s better.”
“We have been to the Prince’s for tea this afternoon--Penelope and I,”
she said.
“I know,” he assented. “I was asked, but I didn’t see the fun of it. It
puts my back up to see Penelope monopolized by that fellow,” he added
gloomily.
“Well, listen to what I have to say,” the Duchess went on. “Something
happened there--I don’t know what--to upset Penelope very much. She
never spoke a word coming home, and she has gone straight up to her room
and locked herself in. Somehow or other the Prince managed to offend
her. I am sure of that, Charlie!”
“I’m beastly sorry,” Somerfield answered. “I meant to say that I was
jolly glad to hear it.”
The Duchess coughed.
“I didn’t quite hear what you said before,” she said severely. “Perhaps
it is just as well. I rang up to say that you had better come round
and dine with us tonight. You will probably find Penelope in a more
reasonable frame of mind.”
“Awfully good of you,” Somerfield declared heartily. “I’ll come with
pleasure.”
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