The Importance of Being Earnest: A Trivial Comedy for Serious PeopleWilde, Oscar
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The Importance of Being Earnest: A Trivial Comedy for Serious People
Wilde, Oscar
Comedy plays; England -- Drama; Foundlings -- Drama; Identity (Psychology) -- Drama
LADY BRACKNELL.
The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic
life. But I have no doubt his name would appear in any military
directory.
JACK.
The Army Lists of the last forty years are here. These delightful
records should have been my constant study. [Rushes to bookcase and
tears the books out.] M. Generals . . . Mallam, Maxbohm, Magley, what
ghastly names they have—Markby, Migsby, Mobbs, Moncrieff! Lieutenant
1840, Captain, Lieutenant-Colonel, Colonel, General 1869, Christian
names, Ernest John. [Puts book very quietly down and speaks quite
calmly.] I always told you, Gwendolen, my name was Ernest, didn’t I?
Well, it is Ernest after all. I mean it naturally is Ernest.
LADY BRACKNELL.
Yes, I remember now that the General was called Ernest, I knew I had
some particular reason for disliking the name.
GWENDOLEN.
Ernest! My own Ernest! I felt from the first that you could have no
other name!
JACK.
Gwendolen, it is a terrible thing for a man to find out suddenly that
all his life he has been speaking nothing but the truth. Can you
forgive me?
GWENDOLEN.
I can. For I feel that you are sure to change.
JACK.
My own one!
CHASUBLE.
[To Miss Prism.] Lætitia! [Embraces her]
MISS PRISM.
[Enthusiastically.] Frederick! At last!
ALGERNON.
Cecily! [Embraces her.] At last!
JACK.
Gwendolen! [Embraces her.] At last!
LADY BRACKNELL.
My nephew, you seem to be displaying signs of triviality.
JACK.
On the contrary, Aunt Augusta, I’ve now realised for the first time in
my life the vital Importance of Being Earnest.
TABLEAU
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