The Imported Bridegroom, and Other Stories of the New York Ghetto — John Shaqi
The Imported Bridegroom, and Other Stories of the New York GhettoCahan, Abraham
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The Imported Bridegroom, and Other Stories of the New York Ghetto
Cahan, Abraham
Jews -- New York (State) -- New York -- Fiction; United States -- Emigration and immigration -- Fiction
The feminine element was until recently absent from Rouvke's life.
True, while at home, in the domestic employ of Peretz, the distiller,
he would bestow an occasional pinch on Leike the servant maid's cheek.
But that was by no means a pinch of gallantry; it was never one of
those pinches which a Kropovetz lad will accompany with a look of
ostensible mock admiration in his half-shut eyes, and with the
exclamation: "Capital stuff, that! as sure as I am a Jew!" No! Leike
the lame devil, Leike the scold, Rouvke hated from the deepest
recesses of his driver's soul; and when he pinched her, as he often
did in the kitchen, he did it, not from love, but simply that she
might smart and "jump to heaven, the scarecrow." And Leike would so
amply repay him with the ladle, that there would ensue a series of the
most complex and the most ingenious oaths, attended by hair-tearing
and by squeaking, till the mistress would come rushing in and
terminate the war by boxing the ears of both belligerent parties.
To Hanele, his master's only daughter, Rouvke used to serve tea with
more alacrity than to the rest of the family; and when Feive, the
matchmaker, made his first appearance and the first suitor was
introduced, Rouvke's appetite for sour cream and rye bread somehow
disappeared for a few days, while Rouvke himself moved about as if out
of gear, and on one occasion caught a slap in the face, because, upon
being ordered to fetch a pail of water, he stood staring as if he did
not understand Yiddish. But this seemed of no consequence, and Rouvke
himself could not, for the life of him, explain this sudden
disappearance both of his appetite and presence of mind. Indeed, how
could he have dared to connect Hanele with it? What could there have
been in common between the relish for sour cream of a mere driver, and
the pet daughter of Reb[13] Peretz, the distiller, the son of Rabbi
Berele, and the first citizen of Kropovetz?
[13] Abbreviation of Rabbi, and used as equivalent of Mister.
The negotiations of which Hanele was the object were soon broken off,
and Rouvke's truant appetite again fell into the line of drivers'
appetites; with this difference, however, that, when Hanele asked for
a glass of tea, he would now run to serve her with still more
eagerness than before.
Suitor after suitor called and was dismissed, until a year rolled by,
when Rouvke's name appeared in the military service-roll, and he
packed off for America.
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