The Imported Bridegroom, and Other Stories of the New York GhettoCahan, Abraham
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The Imported Bridegroom, and Other Stories of the New York Ghetto
Cahan, Abraham
Jews -- New York (State) -- New York -- Fiction; United States -- Emigration and immigration -- Fiction
"Well, _do_ leave business alone! You had better hear my errand,
Rouven," the matchmaker said, working his fingers. "Suppose I had a
shidech for you, eh?"
"A shidech?" Rouvke ejaculated, much relieved from his misgivings,
only to become all of a flutter with delicious surprise.
"Yes, a shidech; and what sort of a one! You never dreamed of such a
shidech, I can assure you. Never mind blushing like that. Why, is it
not high time for a young man like you to get married?"
"I am not blushing at all," Rouvke protested, coloring still more
deeply, and missing the sentence by which he had been about to inform
himself of the fair one's name without betraying his feverish
impatience.
"Well," Reb Feive resumed, with a smile, and twisting his sidelock
into a corkscrew, "it would be too cruel to try your patience. Let us
come straight to the point, then. I mean--guess whom--well, I mean
Hanele, Peretz the distiller's Hanele! What do you think of that?" the
shadchen added in a whisper, as he let go of his corkscrew, and
started back in well-acted ecstasy to watch the produced effect.
Rouvke flushed up to the roots of his hair, while his mouth opened in
one of those embarrassed grins which seem to be especially adapted to
the mouths of Kropovetz horse-drivers,--one which makes the general
expression of the face such that you are at a loss whether to take it
for a smile or for the preliminary to a cry.
"You must be joking, Reb Feive. Why I a-a-a-I am not thinking of
getting married as yet; a-a-you had better tell me some news," he
faltered.
The fact is that the shadchen's attack had taken him so unawares that
it gave him no time to analyze his own mind, and although the subject
thrilled his soul with delightful curiosity, he dreaded the risk of
committing himself. But Feive was not the man to let himself be put
off so easily in matters of a professional nature; and so, warming up
to the beloved topic, he launched out in a flood of garrulity,
emphasizing his speech now by striking some figure in space, now by an
energetic twirl of his yellowish gray appendages. He enlarged with
real shadchenlike gusto on the prospective bride's virtues and
accomplishments; on the love which, according to him, she had always
professed for Rouvke; on the frivolity of American girls; on the honor
it would confer upon his listener to marry into the family of Reb
Peretz the distiller.
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