The Impudent Comedian, & OthersMoore, Frank Frankfort
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The Impudent Comedian, & Others
Moore, Frank Frankfort
Celebrities -- Fiction; Great Britain -- History -- 18th century -- Fiction; Historical fiction; Short stories
“I shall take very good care that he does,” said her companion.
When they reached the house, they learnt that Mr. Lewis had not yet come
back, and so Mrs. Abington went upstairs and seated herself by the side
of her friend in her parlour.
Not many minutes had passed before her quick ears became aware of the
opening of the hall-door, and of the stealthy steps of a man upon the
stairs. The steps paused outside the room door, and then putting on her
masculine voice, the actress suddenly cried:
“Ah, my beloved creature! why will you remain with a husband who cannot
love you as I swear I do? Why not fly with me to happiness?”
Mrs. Lewis gave a laugh, while her cheek was being kissed--very audibly
kissed--by her companion.
The next moment the door was flung open so suddenly that Mrs. Lewis was
startled, and gave a cry; but before her husband had time to take a step
into the room, Mrs. Abington had blown out the lamp, leaving the room in
complete darkness.
“Stand where you are,” cried the actress, in her assumed voice; “Stand,
or by the Lord Harry, I'll run you through the vitals!”
The sound of the whisking of her sword from its sheath followed.
“Who are you, fellow, and what do you want here?” she continued.
“The rascal's impudence confounds me,” said Lewis. “Infamous scoundrel!
I have had my eye on you all night; I am the husband of the lady whom
you lured from her home to be your companion.”
“Oh, then you are Mr. Lee Lewis, the actor,” said Mrs. Abington. “Pray,
how does it come, sir, that you were at Vauxhall when you assured your
poor wife that you were going to the playhouse?”
“What! the rascal has the audacity--”
“Husband--husband--a moment will explain all!” cried Mrs. Lewis, across
the table.
“Silence, woman!” shouted the man.
“She had better remain silent,” said the actress. “Look you, sir, how
often have you not deceived that poor young thing, whose only fault is
loving you too well? What, sir, have you the effrontery to accuse her?
Does your own conscience acquit you of every attempt to deceive her,
that you can throw a stone at her? You blame her for going with me to
the Gardens--can you say that you have never made an appointment with a
lady to meet you at the same Gardens? What truth is there in the
report which is in everyone's mouth, that you are in the train of Mrs.
Abington's admirers?”
“'Tis false, sir! I love my wife--alas, I should say that I love her
better than a score of Mrs. Abingtons,” cried Lewis.
“Ah, husband, dear husband,” began his wife, when Mrs. Abington
interrupted her.
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