The Ingoldsby Legends; or, Mirth and MarvelsIngoldsby, Thomas
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The Ingoldsby Legends; or, Mirth and Marvels
Ingoldsby, Thomas
English fiction -- 19th century; English poetry -- 19th century; English wit and humor; Humorous poetry, English
The result may be anticipated. Lame as he was, his lordship, with
characteristic decision, would hobble on to Shurland; his walk
increased the inflammation; a flagon of _aqua vitæ_ did not mend
matters. He was in a high fever; he took to his bed. Next morning the
toe presented the appearance of a Bedfordshire carrot; by dinner-time
it had deepened to beet-root; and when Bargrave, the leech, at last
sliced it off, the gangrene was too confirmed to admit of remedy. Dame
Martin thought it high time to send for Miss Margaret, who, ever since
her mother's death, had been living with her maternal aunt, the abbess,
in the Ursuline convent at Greenwich. The young lady came, and with
her came one Master Ingoldsby, her cousin-german by the mother's side;
but the Baron was too far gone in the dead-thraw to recognise either.
He died as he lived, unconquered and unconquerable. His last words
were--"Tell the old hag she may go to----." Whither remains a secret.
He expired without fully articulating the place of her destination.
But who and what _was_ the crone who prophesied the catastrophe? Ay,
"that is the mystery of this wonderful history."--Some say it was Dame
Fothergill, the late confessor's mamma; others, St. Bridget herself;
others thought it was nobody at all, but only a phantom conjured up by
conscience. As we do not know, we decline giving an opinion.
And what became of the Clerk of Chatham?--Mr. Simpkinson avers that he
lived to a good old age, and was at last hanged by Jack Cade, with his
inkhorn about his neck, for "setting boys copies." In support of this
he adduces his name "Emmanuel," and refers to the historian Shakspear.
Mr. Peters, on the contrary, considers this to be what he calls one of
Mr. Simpkinson's "Anacreonisms," inasmuch as, at the introduction of
Mr. Cade's reform measure, the Clerk, if alive, would have been hard
upon two hundred years old. The probability is, that the unfortunate
alluded to was his great-grandson.
Margaret Shurland in due course became Margaret Ingoldsby, her portrait
still hangs in the gallery at Tappington. The features are handsome,
but shrewish, betraying, as it were, a touch of the old Baron's
temperament; but we never could learn that she actually kicked her
husband. She brought him a very pretty fortune in chains, owches, and
Saracen ear-rings; the barony, being a male fief, reverted to the Crown.
In the abbey-church at Minster may yet be seen the tomb of a recumbent
warrior, clad in the chain-mail of the 13th century.[5] His hands are
clasped in prayer; his legs, crossed in that position so prized by
Templars in ancient, and tailors in modern days, bespeak him a soldier
of the faith in Palestine. Close behind his dexter calf lies sculptured
in bold relief a horse's head; and a respectable elderly lady, as she
shows the monument, fails not to read her auditors a fine moral lesson
on the sin of ingratitude, or to claim a sympathising tear to the
memory of poor "Grey Dolphin!"
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