The Initials: A Story of Modern LifeTautphoeus, Jemima Montgomery, Baroness
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The Initials: A Story of Modern Life
Tautphoeus, Jemima Montgomery, Baroness
Bavaria (Germany) -- Fiction; British -- Germany -- Fiction; Love stories
It was a magnificent afternoon, and Hamilton was burning with curiosity
which he had determined to satisfy by some desperate effort during the
course of it; his dismay was, therefore, great, when he found himself
seized upon by old Count Zedwitz and carried off to his room for a
dissertation on the water-cure! As a reward, or rather punishment, for
the exaggerated expressions of interest lavished upon cold water on a
former occasion, a manuscript was confidentially produced, written by
himself, intended for publication, and of which he proposed Hamilton’s
making a translation for the benefit of his countrymen! He commenced
slowly reading aloud, occasionally stopping to make alterations and
corrections, while Hamilton gazed wistfully out of the open window at
the sunny landscape, his thoughts wandering unrestrainedly to Crescenz
and her sister. They would have gone out to walk, and he should probably
not see them until supper-time. Zedwitz would, of course, contrive to
join their party, as he was evidently getting up a serious flirtation
with Hildegarde; he, for his part, rather preferred Crescenz, who he was
sure he could persuade to give him a rendezvous—perhaps even in the
cloisters! Five minutes—only five minutes without her sister—he composed
the most appropriate speeches, and the running accompaniment to his
thoughts, formed by Count Zedwitz’s manuscript, almost made him laugh in
spite of himself and his annoyance.
At length the sound of gay voices in the garden beneath brought his
impatience to a crisis; he sprang from his chair, placed his head in his
hands, and declared he had such a violent headache that he must beg to
defer the conclusion of the manuscript until the next day.
“Headache! My dear sir, if you would not think me unfeeling, I should
say that I rejoice to hear it! I shall now be able to make a convert of
you at once. Headache, be it nervous or rheumatic, can be cured by
placing the feet in a tub of cold water, and rolling wet cloths round
the head.”
“I think a quick walk would set me to rights in a very short time; and
as I hear your son singing in the garden, perhaps I shall be able to
persuade him to join me.”
“If you don’t like the foot-bath, try a little sweating in
cloths—indeed, it will cure you—pray, try it.”
“My dear Count—my headache is of a very peculiar kind; I am subject to
it, and have given it the name of ‘bored headache.’ I know from
experience that nothing but a walk can cure me.”
“Bored headache! To bore—to penetrate—to pierce—to bore with a gimlet!
You feel, perhaps, as if some one had been boring at your head,” and he
suited the action to the words.
“Precisely—exactly. In such cases I require violent exercise——”
“But, I assure you,” he persisted, “the cold stupes would have the same
effect; I should still, merely to convince you, recommend sweating in——”
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