The Inns and Taverns of "Pickwick": With Some Observations on Their Other AssociationsMatz, B. W. (Bertram Waldrom)
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The Inns and Taverns of "Pickwick": With Some Observations on Their Other Associations
Matz, B. W. (Bertram Waldrom)
Dickens, Charles, 1812-1870. Pickwick papers; Taverns (Inns) -- England
"The postboy was driving briskly through the open streets and past
the handsome and well-lighted shops which intervene between the
outskirts of the town and the Royal Hotel, before Mr. Pickwick had
begun to consider the very difficult and delicate nature of the
commission which had carried him thither."
The difficulty and delicacy mentioned referred to the presence of
Bob Sawyer and Ben Allen, whom Mr. Pickwick for certain reasons
wished miles away, but he hoped to surmount them by making his
interview with Mr. Winkle, senior, as brief as possible.
[illustration: The "Hop Pole," Tewkeabury, as it was in
Pickwickian days. Drawn by Arch. Webb]
As he comforted himself with these reflections the chaise stopped
at the door of the "Old Royal," and the visitors were shown to
comfortable apartments. Mr. Pickwick immediately made enquiries
of the waiter concerning the whereabouts of Mr. Winkle's residence,
who was one not easily to be got the better of, as the following
dialogue will show:
"'Close by, sir,' said the waiter, 'not above five hundred yards,
sir. Mr. Winkle is a wharfinger, sir, at the canal, sir. Private
residence is not--oh dear no, sir, not five hundred yards, sir.'
Here the waiter blew a candle out and made a feint of lighting it
again, in order to afford Mr. Pickwick an opportunity of asking any
further questions, if he felt so disposed.
"'Take anything now, sir?' said the waiter, lighting the candle
in desperation at Mr. Pickwick's silence. 'Tea or coffee, sir?
Dinner, sir?'
"'Nothing now.'
"'Very good, sir. Like to order supper, sir?'
"'Not just now.'
"' Very good, sir.' Here he walked softly to the door, and then
stopping short, turned round and said with great suavity:
"'Shall I send the chambermaid, gentlemen?'
"'You may if you please,' replied Mr. Pickwick.
"'If you please, sir.'
"'Bring some soda water,' said Bob Sawyer.
"'Soda water, sir? Yes, sir.' And with his mind apparently
relieved from an overwhelming weight by having at last got an order
for something, the waiter imperceptibly melted away. Waiters never
walk or run. They have a peculiar and mysterious power of skimming
out of rooms, which other mortals possess not."
Eventually Mr. Pickwick and his friends arrived safely at the house
of Mr. Winkle, and, having concluded the interview, all three
returned to the hotel and went "silent and supperless to bed."
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